The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

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Never have I ever approached a news station about them hiring me to be on television.

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Never have I ever brought a television to a birthday party as a gift.

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Never have I ever created my own original television show.

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Never have I ever dropped a television out the window and watched it smash.

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Never have I ever ended a television show crying because it was over.

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Never have I ever flipped a television over in disgust when a program ended.

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Never have I ever given someone a brand new television for Christmas.

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Never have I ever had a brand new television given to me as a present.

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Never have I ever ignored my television when Jessica Alba was on it.

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Never have I ever jumped over a stack of five television sets piled up on top of each other.

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Never have I ever kicked my television after a Jets loss (but I have thrown stuff at it).

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Never have I ever loaned my television set to a neighbor.

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Never have I ever met someone who hated watching any television.

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Never have I ever neared promising to give up television for any reason.

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Never have I ever opposed any television show for being politically incorrect.