So I watched The Boys, and I have a new tickle crush! There's just something about psychotic man-child that screams tickle me!
My Homelander tickle headcanons:
1. This lovely contraption is normally on the training floor inside the Vought Tower, but you can also put it up outside on a crane or on top of a building if you want a pretty laser show in the night sky.
2. Homelander can't see through zinc, so to maintain cosmic balance, there has got to be some kind of metal or material he simply can't break out of. Zinc-coated steel or whatever. The effect is basically like vampires and silver. That's why the restraints on this tickle machine are actually fairly thin - it's an intentional taunt, because why not?
3. I know his cape is attached to his suit, but I'm absolutely certain he keeps around an extra one for when he's naked. That's practically canon.
4. If you tickle him long enough, HL loses all control over his lasers. Like, they're going to give you a super pretty lightshow, but he has absolutely zero control over the intensity or direction, or anything else really for that matter. That's why it's actually super important to point his face away from anything he might destroy. Even if he doesn't want to hurt you (and chances are he's probably going to want to hurt you), he has no say in the matter.
My Homelander tickle headcanons:
1. This lovely contraption is normally on the training floor inside the Vought Tower, but you can also put it up outside on a crane or on top of a building if you want a pretty laser show in the night sky.
2. Homelander can't see through zinc, so to maintain cosmic balance, there has got to be some kind of metal or material he simply can't break out of. Zinc-coated steel or whatever. The effect is basically like vampires and silver. That's why the restraints on this tickle machine are actually fairly thin - it's an intentional taunt, because why not?
3. I know his cape is attached to his suit, but I'm absolutely certain he keeps around an extra one for when he's naked. That's practically canon.
4. If you tickle him long enough, HL loses all control over his lasers. Like, they're going to give you a super pretty lightshow, but he has absolutely zero control over the intensity or direction, or anything else really for that matter. That's why it's actually super important to point his face away from anything he might destroy. Even if he doesn't want to hurt you (and chances are he's probably going to want to hurt you), he has no say in the matter.
