three nuns

Three nuns were sitting having breakfast together at the convent,

Sister Agnes, Sister Margaret, and Sister Megan. Sister Agnes and Sister Margaret were in their 60’s. Sister Megan had just come into the Sisterhood right out of high school, was 18 years old, and was slim and very attractive.

Sister Margaret said, “I was cleaning the room of that new young priest and I noticed a box of condoms on his dresser “.

Sister Agnes replied “I saw those, too, when it was my turn to clean his room last week. It disgusted me so much that I took a pin and poked holes in them”!

Sister Megan promptly fainted.

Sounds like Sister Megan is all set to become Mother Superior! She can always claim virgin birth, I suppose. Catholics are conditioned to believe in that sort of thing. A well observed case study, Milagros!