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simpson quotes

tickleterror

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in this thread just write any simpsons quotes you can think of i'm sure there are loads out there i'll start out with this one
"A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michaelmelangelo?"
 
I think I remember it as going something like this, as quoted by Moe,

"Okay, everyone. Put down your glasses. Ivonna Tinkle." :xpulcy:
 
Homer: Aww $20, I wanted a peanut!

Homer's Brain:Money can buy many peanuts.

Homer:Explain!

Brain:Money can be exchanged for goos and services

:D
 
What about those red balls they have on car aerials so you can spot your car in a park. I think all cars should have them!
 
Here is something I remembere seeing on a sign on The Simpsons:

"Springfield Knowledgeum: Where science is explained with brightly colored balls."

:p:p:p
 
"Beer the cause of and solution to all of life's little problems" - Homer J. Simpson
 
Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

BTW Wow i cant believe this thread came back lol.
 
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.



PS: You're welcome, tickleterror. :D
 
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
 
I'm not sure if I can word it exactly.

Homer: I'd kill everyone in here for one drop of sweet beer.
 
Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.
 
Marge: Homer don't you remember you promise to the kids?
Homer: When your 18 your out the door
 
Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.
 
Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
:D
 
Homer: No TV and no beer make Homer something something.

Marge: Go crazy??

Homer: DONT MIND IF I DO! YYEEEAHHHHHRRGH, AARRUUUUUU, BBBBBBB, AAAAA
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Save me Jebus.
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All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
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Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
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Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You
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I like my beer cold...my TV loud...and my homosexuals flaming.
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Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman --and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
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Oh look at me!!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land, living in a gumdrop house on lollipop lane! Oh by the way...I was being sarcastic.
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You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

Some of my all-time favorites.

Rob
 
Bart: Oh man I spent $5.00 on these

Lisa; Where did ya get 5 bucks I dont have 5 bucks

Bart: I sold my sole to Milhouse

Lisa What!?!? how could you do that? The sole represents everything fine inside us

Bart well if you think he got such a good deal I'll sell you my consceince for $2.50 i'll throw in my scense of decencency too...Its a Bart Sales Event everything about me must GO
 
Bart: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them, as is my understanding.
 
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
 
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
 
Marge: Grandpa, this flag only has 49 stars on it
Grandpa: I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!
 
Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!
Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir?
Mr.Burns: Precisely.
 
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