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simpson quotes

Grampa Simpson "Now the important thing was I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time"
 
Lisa-" Come on dad, time to get up"

Homer-"What, why?"

Lisa-"You promised us you would take us to the park today"

Homer-"I promise you kids lots of things, that's what makes me such a good father"

Lisa-"Actually keeping promises would make you a good father"

Homer-"No, that would make me a great father"
 
Lionel Hutz "Mr. Simpson I was just going through your garbage"
 
Homer: I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman!
 
Superintendent Chalmers "How come when I heard the world school, and the word explosion, I immedelty thought of the word SKINNER?"
 
Krusty the Clown "I heartily endorse this event or product"
 
Sideshow Bob: "I will send you to heaven before I send you to hell"
 
Mr Burns: I'm going to bring them something that man has searched for since the dawn of time.
Homer: A sober Irishman?
Mr. Burns: Even rarer.
 
Homer: “For once, maybe someone will call me ‘sir’ without adding, you’re making a scene.'”
 
Homer: If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
 
Homer: If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it’s that pelicans can be used to mix cement.
 
Homer: Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.
 
Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film The Never Ending Story
 
Mr. Burns (as Dracula): Ah, fresh victims for my ever growing army of the undead.

Smithers (as Renfield): Sir, you forgot to let go of the button.

Burns: Oh son of a bit...!


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