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Thread: simpson quotes

  1. #166
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    Quote Originally Posted by luvgirlsfeet View Post
    Homer: “For once, maybe someone will call me ‘sir’ without adding, you’re making a scene.'”
    #Homergoals

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    Homer: If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

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    Mr Burns: EXCELLENT!!




    I wish someone told me about the breast stroke, Now i'll never be invited back to that pool party

    The National Suicide Prevent Lifeline is 1-800-273-8255 and available to anyone experiencing a suicidal crisis or emotional distress.

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    Bart: I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try.

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    Ralph Wiggum: My cat's breath smells like cat food




    I wish someone told me about the breast stroke, Now i'll never be invited back to that pool party

    The National Suicide Prevent Lifeline is 1-800-273-8255 and available to anyone experiencing a suicidal crisis or emotional distress.

  6. #171
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    Homer: If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it’s that pelicans can be used to mix cement.

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    Homer: Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.

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    Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film The Never Ending Story




    I wish someone told me about the breast stroke, Now i'll never be invited back to that pool party

    The National Suicide Prevent Lifeline is 1-800-273-8255 and available to anyone experiencing a suicidal crisis or emotional distress.

  9. #174
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    Mr. Burns (as Dracula): Ah, fresh victims for my ever growing army of the undead.

    Smithers (as Renfield): Sir, you forgot to let go of the button.

    Burns: Oh son of a bit...!


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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    Homer: Stupid sexy Flanders




    I wish someone told me about the breast stroke, Now i'll never be invited back to that pool party

    The National Suicide Prevent Lifeline is 1-800-273-8255 and available to anyone experiencing a suicidal crisis or emotional distress.

  11. #176
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    Ralph: It tastes like, burning.

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    Comic Book Guy - Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix




    I wish someone told me about the breast stroke, Now i'll never be invited back to that pool party

    The National Suicide Prevent Lifeline is 1-800-273-8255 and available to anyone experiencing a suicidal crisis or emotional distress.

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    Abe Simpson ( Grandpa ) I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me. It'll HAPPEN TO YOU




    I wish someone told me about the breast stroke, Now i'll never be invited back to that pool party

    The National Suicide Prevent Lifeline is 1-800-273-8255 and available to anyone experiencing a suicidal crisis or emotional distress.

  14. #179
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    Homer: "Simpson, Homer Simpson. He's the greatest guy in history...
    From the town of Springfield. He's a bout to hit a chestnut tree..."

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    “Trying is the first step towards failure.” - Homer Simpson

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