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simpson quotes

Apu: Oh, hello Mrs Homer

Marge: Apu! What are you doing here?

Apu: I just enrolled in the screenwritting class, I yearn to tell the story of a Idealistic young Hindu pushed to far by convenient store bandits I call it "Hands off my jerky turkey"
 
Homer: "Ooohh..I shouldn't have eaten that packet of gravy I found in the parking lot"
 
Lionel Hutz: (combs his hair with a fork) Mr Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.

Smithers: I'm afraid we have a bad image sir. Market research shows people see you as something of an ogre.
Mr Burns: I ought to club them and eat their bones!
 
marbot said:
Lionel Hutz: (combs his hair with a fork) Mr Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.

Smithers: I'm afraid we have a bad image sir. Market research shows people see you as something of an ogre.
Mr Burns: I ought to club them and eat their bones!
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Lionel one of the most underrated Simpson characters.
 
Gun Shop Owner: There's a 5 day waiting period, We have to run a background check

Homer: 5 day's but I'm mad now

Gun Shop Owner ( takes back the gun )

Homer: I'd kill you if I had my gun

Gun Shop Owner: Yeah? well you don't
 
I think that Marge's expressions should count as a quote.
 
Homer Simpson:
“When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!”
 
Lionel Hutz: Milhouse, baby! Lionel Hutz, your new agent, unauthorized biographer, and drug dealer...err keeper-awayer.
 
Bart: Personally I never say I'm sorry. I say I'm soggy and the teacher hears whatever they want.

Music Teacher: Bart Simpson did you glue these recorders together?

Bart: Soggy

Music Teacher: Forgiven.
 
Doctor Hibbert: Homer are you already covered in oil?

Homer: 3 Coats

Doctor Hibbert : That oil was for the whole class. Homer take this quarter, call your mother and tell her you'll never be a stripper.
 
Dre said:
Doctor Hibbert: Homer are you already covered in oil?

Homer: 3 Coats

Doctor Hibbert : That oil was for the whole class. Homer take this quarter, call your mother and tell her you'll never be a stripper.
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I remember that episode.
 
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