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the "you know your getting older when" thread

when you can't remember if your vision is getting worse or not ....
 
...you claim not to be aging any more, and stick your tongue out to accentuate it. :D
 
.... your junk mail begins to include insurance plans for long term care and nursing homes. :eek:
 
...the "old" people at your summer job are college freshmen, and you're much older than they are.

CH
 
When the clothes you wore when you were in college are now considered retro.
 
Your know your getting older when............
um, um
You know........
um
Who am I? Where am I at?
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Id like 2 hamburgers, an order of fries and a sweet tea.

HELLO???
HELLO???

Damn technology...

Rob
 
...when you need a kid to program your dvd player.
 
What? Me? Old? Naaaaah....I'm a spring chicken, lol!

You old foagies can continue to post in this thread....lemme know when it's time to change your Depends! :xpulcy:
 
......you can't reach the bathroom without sh*....*ing yourself.
 
yoy know your getting old when your grocery list includes a box of depends!
 
jd58 said:
yoy know your getting old when your grocery list includes a box of depends!
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speak for yourself love.. lol.. you know your getting old when after walking for four hours, you need to rest..gesh
 
isabeau said:
speak for yourself love.. lol.. you know your getting old when after walking for four hours, you need to rest..gesh
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and you have the walking farts all the way! hehe
 
jd58 said:
and you have the walking farts all the way! hehe
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ack and yuck....are you sure you aren't maniac????? :bouncybou
 
you know your getting old when you have more hair in your ears than your head :wowzer:
 
... you can't go out for lunch without checking that you have your pills with you.
 
you see somebody with their pants down below their ass and you want to go slap'em in the back of the head and tell them to pull their damn pants up be cause that's what your dad would have done to you. :mad:
 
ticklingfeet4fu said:
...are reminded that you graduated over 20 plus years ago. :mad:
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You forgot, old man..........it was like 40 years or so...time for your enema! :yowzer:
 
...when you forgot what you was going to type(God I am old) :jester:
 
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