Emailed to me by a good friend....
1 Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
2 Law of Gravity - Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3 Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4 Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
5 Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
6 Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
7 Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
8 Law of Close Encounters-The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
9 Law of the Result -When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
10 Law of Biomechanics- The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
11 Law of the Theater - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
12 The Starbucks Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
13 Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
14 Law of Physical Surfaces -The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
15 Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
16 Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
17 Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.
18 Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
19 Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
1 Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
2 Law of Gravity - Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3 Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4 Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
5 Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
6 Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
7 Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
8 Law of Close Encounters-The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
9 Law of the Result -When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
10 Law of Biomechanics- The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
11 Law of the Theater - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
12 The Starbucks Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
13 Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
14 Law of Physical Surfaces -The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
15 Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
16 Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
17 Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.
18 Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
19 Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
