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Ask a Leaf!

Would you ever pick your nose with a crab claw?

Why not? I'm sure it's a very effective method! :shock2:

Alright, if you say so.

Aww... hey, I hope everything is going well. If you're in TO for awhile, we should definitely hook up! :twohugs:

Have you ever crossed over the border into the US?

Many times! 😀 It's been a while since I did it last, gotta get my stupid passport renewed, lol. But I've driven down to Florida, Gulf Shores Alabama, Virginia Beach... Seattle when I was out west. And of course many times over the river to see Sabres games 😀

Think I should make a trip to PA? :excited:

Do you know that pain does not exist in this dojo?

Good to know 😉

What's the strangest thing you've ever swallowed? 😀

Umm.... I accidentally inhaled a mosquito once! :jester: That was awful, I hate those little bastards! :ranty: Other than that, I'd have to go with molasses :xlime:

When are you going to sort my profile page out? I'm sick of the lines going through my details it's not fair :'(

😱 I totally forgot about that!! Sorry hon! :manicd:

Oh dude, Aaron, you actually have to fix that! 😱

Mod's orders :hysteriatrain:

lmao! Well I see it's been corrected... whew!
 
Have you pulled a Carsomyr and fallen in the lake? :jester:

oh totally! :rowfull: I've been pushed in many times too, but I guess that doesn't count, LOL. Booze and dock's at night sometimes don't make a very good mix, haha! :drinkup:

How's your weekend getaway going?

It was fantastic! Thanks Tropic, I hope yours was wonderful as well 🙂

What color is your toothbrush?

It is blue and white... like my Maple Leafs! :jester:

Do you ever blow your nose just because you like the way it sounds?

Nah, LOL... I'm always afraid such action will ignite a sinus headache :bwahaha:

Do you thik Santa needs to change up on the red suit? How about blecak with white polka dots? 😀

Nothing wrong with tradition, my friend 😀

Do you like watching someone fish, and then they catch a tin can instead of a fish but in the tin can there is a minnow?

Not really, lol... I get bored very easily if I'm not fishing as well or there's no action going on :triangle:

Does it really matter if you fart in the car as long as the window is down?

In some cases, but it better be a frickin' convertible :rowfull:

Do you think we should all chip in and get deadly a plane ticket so we can kidnap her and make her watch Men at Work videos?

Oh I can think of much better torments to inflict her with! :evilha:

What's your favourite type of dessert?

Cherry Cheese Cake :drool:

Is it miller time? Instead of Miller though lets have Molsons!

Absolutely!! :drinkup:

Have you ever given someone a Dutch oven? :jester:

ROFL!! Never intentionally, of course :jester:

Is it safe to say that you will not become a RedWings fan anytime soon?

That's a very good bet, man 😀 Of course I'd love to see the Leafs and Wings in the Cup Finals one day though :woot:

Matt Damon or Ben Affleck?

You... you mean I have to choose?!? :cry1:

What do you get when you mix blue paint with red paint with green paint with yellow paint and then splatter it all over the person next to you in the movie theater?

A. An ass whooping'! It would be so worth it though. 😀

lmao!! That would be funny as hell for sure! Hope you're a quick runner 😀

Favorite ice cream flavor?

Butterscotch Ripple :drool:
 
If you had one wish that you could use for someone else, who would you use it on and why?

My only wish is for my friends and family to be happy, so I'd save it for someone who could really use it if they're feeling down 🙂

Do you like golf? :zzzzz:

Haha, how did you know? :cheer: Hey c'mon, don't knock it... it goes great with beer! :drinkup:

Can you guess what color my socks are today?

Are they those bright green ones? 😀

Have you ever taken a bite of an orange and thought, "this does not taste orange to me?"

Not that I can recall, LOL! :xlime:

Is it true you went skinny dipping when you were 12 with the neighbors dog? Be honest!

Oh wait. That was me! 😀

lmao!! 😀 Actually, I quite enjoy skinny dipping! :manicd:

Have you ever been to Washington DC? Would you want to go?

Never... and really, I can think of plenty of places I'd rather visit before DC 😀 But I suppose it could be interesting (Ottawa's pretty boring too, lol... shhh 😉 )

If you could have lunch with George W. Bush, what would you say to him?

I'd ask him to repeat for me "We're gonna getem! Smoke em' outta there holes and gettem!" :jester:

When we go to Thailand, can Texas and Angel come too?!

When do we leave?!? :woot2: How awesome would that be! :excited:

Does a balloon have a purpose? I mean, Honestly! It just floats around for gods sake.

You'd be surprised what can be accomplished with a balloon :bwahaha:

Are you watching any of the World cup?

I kept my eye on it, yep! 😀 I can't say I watched a game in its entirety, but I did tune in for the final on Sunday... Ole! :cheer:

What's your favourite cookie to have with a big ol glass of milk?

Oreos! :excited:

Have you ever been stung on the face by a wasp?

Funny you mention it, lol... not a wasp, but a deer fly stung my neck last week... a hilarious sequence of events ensued 😀

Does it ever seem to you that Tom can surpass that 60 wait between posts?

Haha, I'd like to know his secret! :sherlock:

:pounce: 😀

Always wanted to go there!!!!!

Do you know that you're getting bombed right now?

Me too!! :excited:

And yes... I kinda figured by now, lol 😛 Look out is all I can say! :tickling:

Why in the world does China have so much wall? They should build a house around that thing.

Crazy isn't it! 😱 Actually, I'd love to see it one day 😀
 
Megan Fox, Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansen.

You gotta fuck one, kill one, marry one.

Go.

:wharblgarbl: Okay... here goes nothin'! 😀

I'd fuck Scarlett cause she's just so damn HOT, I don't want to kill anyone but of the three I'd choose Megan lol and I'd marry Natalie cause she's so damn cute (ticklish too 😀) and we could do Star Wars role plays for ever more! :jester:

Do you enjoy a fine cigar with a fine liquor?

As a matter of fact, I do! 😀 Not very often do I have either of those things, but for special occasions or whatever... a mighty fine combination :numberone:

Do you know this man?

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ROFL!! Was that taken in rural Ontario? :rowfull:

Can you name three things that are yellow?

The Sun, a lemon and my eyes right now... I really gotta take a leak! :shock2:

Is your idea of fast food throwing it at someone?

Haha... food fight!!! :rockon:

How about these guys???? :shrug:

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Oh dear LORD!! :jester: These are frickin' priceless!

If you had to rename one Star Wars title, which title would you change and why?

The Phantom Menace... actually the whole movie cause it was so wrong! :cry1:

Do you ever watch adult cartoons? If so, what is your favourite?

You mean other than Family Guy? 😀 Love that show! But if you mean ADULT cartoons, I can't say I've ever really seen any... sounds interesting, lol :excited:

Have you ever played Whack-a-Mole with real moles? It is so awesome.

No, but this guy has :beathorse:

Table tennis or table hockey? Maybe throwing a table at either event?

Table Tennis... I am the ping pong master!! :numberone:

Do you think he's GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT?????

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No... I think he is EPIC!! :bwahaha:

Want to go fishing it the wild Canadian Wilderness?

Sure, anytime! 😀

Are you gonna plan some sweet revenge for me?

Oh you better believe it 😉 :3poke:

And can I watch??? 😀

Why don't you just join me instead? :excited:

Do you think this is true?

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LOL! Never thought of it that way, but that was damn funny! 😀
 
How the hell was your weekend?

It was fantastic! :woot: Lots of sun, beer and good times man... wish I could have you all up there with me one day :drinkup:


Rofl!! Wanna go private? :devil:

Were you a big fan of the man am Kinison?

He had his moments, for sure! I wouldn't say I was a big fan, but I remember his antics against Andrew Dice Clay...lmfao! Sucks he passed on 🙁

Did you ever see this movie?

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LOL, classic! I haven't seen that in years! 😀

Is it hockey season yet? 😀

I wish! :excited: Although I don't want the summer to be gone just yet, I miss my hockey! 🙁

How do you like this thread bomb by three very bored people?

It is very impressive, I must say :neenerneener:

Can you do 100 push ups?

Consecutively? :jester:

Are you cursing at us right now? Yes? Good. :jester:

This is taking much longer than I anticipated, actually... curse you! :laughhard: :redheart:

Are we going to skype soon about TMF radio?

😱 We'll have to chat about it when you return from your trip!

What flavour of Big League Chew is your fav?

The original... I'm still craving it too! :omnomnom:

What sport do you enjoy most outside of Hockey!

Tough question... to play would be golf, but to watch... probably NFL football. I like most sports actually 😀

Do think that the truth is out there?

I know I put it somewhere, dammit! :sherlock:

Can I write a story about you entitled: The Boy Who Loved Leafs?

Haha, give it a go! :rotate:

The next time we all Skype, will you promise to sing us a song while drunk? :clap:

:bwahaha: Are you SURE you want to be put through such treatment? Ah, what the hell :manicd:

Have you ever watched Cannonball run?

Sure have! 😀 Not for some time, but I just loved Burt Reynolds and Dom Delhuise in those movies
 
More importantly, can we choose the song?:manicd:

Um... sure... mebbe! :rockingout:

Have you ever done anything kinky with a beer bottle?


As a matter of fact.... :jester: Seriously, ask Carso! :shock2: It involves my 21st birthday and a strip club :bwahaha:

What song should I download next?

Hmmm... Canary in a Coal Mine by the Police? 😀

Have you ever entered an eating contest?

lmao, no never! :chocrabbit:

Do you think that all you need is love?

Words to live by 🙂

Has this ever been you?

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I can boogie with the best of em'! :boogie:

have you ever mixed random types of alcohol together and washed it down with rootbeer schnapps?

NO... but that sounds brilliant! :shock2:

Do you eat your leafy greens?

Sorry, sorry.............:jester:

Bahaha!! Why yes... yes I do! :happyhop:

What's the weather like over there?

It's been HOT and humid for days now :faint: I'm not complaining though 😀

Have you ever had a two day hangover?

Oh good god, yes :drinkup: Not fun!

how many questions do you think we can get in before you get back?

Not sure how many, but you guys did an admirable job, lol 😛

Why is the sky blue?

It's an ode to the enduring glory of my Maple Leafs :jester:

Are you back yet?

I am now... got back Monday night 🙂

Holy fuck, am I bored or what?

Heh, its all good... it's given me something to do as well :twohugs:
 
Back Yet? 😀

Yes...

How about now? :jester:

LOL! Yes I'm here now! :thumbsup:

Maybe you are back now? How about now?

:shock2:

...or now?

You guys know I missed you like crazy too, right? :grouphug:

Look! You do not have to be shy. Just say hello and this will be all over. We will not bite hard! Now, Are you back yet?

I guess next time I should reactivate my blackberry eh? :rotate:

And what about......................................now?

:moon:

Hello! Is it meeeee your lookin' for? :jester:

Have you noticed that your question thread has become a playground for many of us?

:cheer:

Did you have an EPIC weekend? :bwahaha:

Epic. Epic. Epic. Epic. Epic. Epic.

Rofl!! You know what will be EPIC? When I PWN you at Nest :jester:

Can we getz drunk nao?

Yes please!! :drinkup:

WHAT HAPPENED TO DEADLYWIFFEATHR??????????????:idunno:

She's alive and well, Carl! 😀 I know, we all miss her like crazy 🙁 She's been really busy with her school and stuff, but I'm sure she'll resurface soon 🙂

Like me, she's afraid to face her question thread :jester:

Are you having an epic day?

Boobies!! :cheer:

Are you prepared both mentally and physically to deal with this thread bomb?

It's taken the life outta me... but I'm getting there LOL :faint:

Would you polka with me at NEST?

:dancingmonster:

Hellz to the yes! :happyhop:

Are you still alive? 😛

Yes, I am very much alive LOL 😛 When I go up north, there's no internet access... drives me crazy! :manicd:


See above 😀
 
Do you know how incredibly awesome it was that you mentioned Canary in a Coal Mine????

That song is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Will you come to work with me tomorrow? It show and tell day and I want to show and tell all about Canadians! 😀

LMAO! I'll be sure to bring my lumberjacket and raccoon hat :jester:

Do you know that the longer you're away, the longer your thread becomes? :excited: 😀

There is no end in sight! :omg:

Are you just waiting for this thread to die so you won't have to answer our questions?

Awww, hehe... I would never do that! Keep em' coming! :excited: I just hope my answers have been acceptable, LOL :bwahaha:

Do you understand that we will continue to hit this thread until you get back and answer some damned questions?

Yes... I can see that... brings a tear to the eye :happycry:

I personally need to give this thread a Good Bombing.

Et tu, Brute? 😱

Are you back yet? I need someone to talk to aimlessly for 5 hours on Yahoo.

Aww, can't wait to catch up with ya! :pounce:

Do you know that Carl is threatening a thread bomb now? 😀

What is this world coming to eh! :laughhard:

What is the first thing that comes to mind when I mention the name "Sampson"?

A haircut 😛 😀

Do you know that I think I'm adopting you? :jester:

Hehe! Promise? :aww:

Do you think that Angel would make a great adoptee of you? If she does adopt you, will she adopt you as a child or pet? 😀

Hopefully a bit of both? I need discipline dammit! :jester:

Are you going to pass out when you see all the questions you've gotten while you were gone?

Already been there, LOL :faint:

OK! I think you are now just avoiding us. Don't we matter anymore????

Are you back yet? 😀

I would never just avoid you! 😱 I wubz my peeps! :grouphug:

When you get back, will you make me Kraft Dinner?

Comin' right up! :excited:

Do you enjoy margaritas?

You should. 😀

I most definitely do! And Pina Coladas too :thumbsup:

Did you know that Angel loves margaritas?

I do now 😀 Let's hope she likes appletini's too eh? 😉
 
Where the hell are you? What the hell? Are you trying to multi-task again?

I am trying to get to the end of this thread... but it's no where in sight! :omg:

Kudos on the multi-task jab :rowfull:

Do you know you got like 8 pages of questions to answer now?

I think it's more than that somehow, LOL! :shake:

Are you going to make me come over there???

Um... sure! I hope you like Molson Canadian! :toast:

Do you know what will happen if Pokey has to come over there?

😛

I'm hoping it involves beer and plans for revenge :evilha:

Would you believe specific instructions from Angel on what to have done to you?

Now... now that I didn't know! 😱

Do you know I'm jotting down instructions as we speak? :makingalist:

Have I been bad? :excited:

I hope she writes with big letters! If you don't get back and say hello with your friends you will be forced to eat the hottest wings available at Anchor!!!!

Now we're talkin!!! :woot2: Anchor bar... let's go! :numberone:

Do you know that I totally lost what I was going to say?

Be back later. :jester:

Hahaha, I'm not surprised... but that was cute :jester:

So, you shall be back soon to say hello, when you can. I hope you are doing well Leaf!!!! :toast:

Thanks Pokester! 😀 Cheers my friend, can't wait to have that beer with ya someday 🙂

What makes Lamashtu so dainty and delicate?

Isn't she just adorable? :aww:

Okay, it's been like a week now. Are you off getting laid somewhere?

If so, GOOD for YOU!!

Haha, I wish! 😀 But it was still a good time :3poke:

Are you alive? 😛

YES! :pieface:

Do you know that you are missed? :twohugs:

Aww, missed you too Angel, believe me! :twohugs: You guys are the best!

I second that. 🙁 :twohugs:

:twohugs: Ditto to you, Nikki 🙂
 
1. How would you discribe your relationship with your parents?

Terrific! I have very cool parents and we get along great... I'm very blessed that way 🙂

2. What genre of music do you mainly listen to?

All kinds! But mainly classic rock, punk, 80's and I love jazz as well

3. Of that genre of music, who is your favorite solo artist? Favorite band?

Wow, that's a toughie... I guess solo wise would be a toss up between Sting and Peter Gabriel right now... band wise, I was always a Pink Floyd and Grateful Dead fan

4. Have you seen any (or all) of the "Saw" movies?

Not all of them, no... I saw the first 2 or 3, but I can't watch that shit alone LMAO :scared:

5. What is your favorite genre of movie?

Toss up between Comedy and Drama

6. Of that genre of movies, which one is your current favorite? All-time favorite?

Hot Tub Time Machine was pretty funny, I would call it a favorite though... All-Time? For comedy, would have to be Airplane! or one of the Monty Python flicks :jester:

7. If you could travel back in time, which era would you most likely want to visit?

The 60's, cause I was destined to be a hippy :thumbsup:

8. If you had won a sweepstakes where you'd earn a million dollars every year for the rest of your life, what would you do with it?

Wow... well, I would share the wealth with family and friends and party until the end of time! :woot2:

9. Have you ever gone skydiving?

Nope

10. Have you ever gone skinny dipping on a dare?

Heh, you don't have to dare me to do that :jester:

11. Have you ever gone deep sea diving?

No, I'd love to though... sinus might be an issue 🙁

12. Have you ever gone up in a hot air balloon?

Nope

13. Would you ever wanna take a ride in a spaceship to see the rest of the galaxy?

Um... as cool as that sounds, I'm quite happy here on earth 😀

14. Do you believe that there is intelligent life on other planets?

I suppose its possible

15. Have you ever gotten arrested? If so, what for?

LOL! Yep, when I was a dumbass teenager :jester: And I'm not tellin' on here 😛

16. If you could gain one superpower, which one would you choose?

To fly! :super:
 
did you know that lately you really suck at answering your question thread??

Bahaha!! How do you like me now, eh? :rockingout:

Why do men turn their heads and cough?

LOL! Never thought about that, but I do it too! I think it's just cause we want to be polite and not hack all over someone... it's like a reflex!

an announcement from the Stanley Cup Champion Blackhawks:


the Maple Leafs sucks monkey balls

that is all

Dammit NT! :jester: Okay, I'll give you this time to revel in your well earned glory... but just you wait! :bounce:

Tuna or salmon?

Salmon :drool:

Do you know how incredibly awesome it was that you mentioned Canary in a Coal Mine????

That song is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's amazing!!!!!!!! :woot: In fact, I'm gonna post it here right now to celebrate the end of this thread! :happyhop:

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WOW! Good job everyone.... great questions too! :clap: :clap:

Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go collect myself for a moment :jester:
 
If you had the chance to be tied up and tickled by your favorite tickle fetish model, who's hands (and other implements) would be used on you?
 
are you done collecting yourself yet?

It took some time, but I'm finally back on the wagon! :hysteriatrain:

Morning Harry! :bwahaha:

Did you sleep well?

Hey you! :pounce: I did! Just not enough :rowfull:

What's your favorite song to sing when drunk? :sing:

"Hello!!! Is it me you're lookin' for??" ... or hearing Randy sing "One" by Metallica :jester:

If you had the chance to be tied up and tickled by your favorite tickle fetish model, who's hands (and other implements) would be used on you?

Favourite model? Hmmm... I'm gonna go with Taryn, cause she's a model and a friend here 😀 And just fingers/nails please! :rotate:
 
Have you ever walked into a grocery store, pulled down your pants and rubbed your ass against the milk while pretending to be a cat in heat?
 
Have you ever walked into a grocery store, pulled down your pants and rubbed your ass against the milk while pretending to be a cat in heat?

You know, that's been very tempting I must say :rowfull: If the temperature keeps climbing, I just may! they better start protecting the Veggie Aisle too, LOL :thumbsup:
 
You know, that's been very tempting I must say :rowfull: If the temperature keeps climbing, I just may! they better start protecting the Veggie Aisle too, LOL :thumbsup:

You kinky bastard.






How many things can be "epic" at one time?
 
You kinky bastard.






How many things can be "epic" at one time?

I try! :devil:

Hmmm... how about this? Having an epic skype chat, while answering epic thread bombs, while thinking up new epically kinky ideas for future play, while listening to epic music and wearing my epic hat? 😀
 
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