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Whats your "Gay-O-Meter"?

toyou444 said:
Only 30%...gee I thought it would have been higher!

~ toyou
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Now why on earth would you say a thing like that, Toyou? If I didn't have my eyebrows trimmed every now and then I'd have to part my face.
 
Gay-O-Meter

Hmmm...50%. Sheesh, I cant remember the last time I scored 100% on any test and I tried really, really hard!!! Teehee. NOT!!

Majestic
 
Kobb-um proud of him knuckle-dragging, unibrow look! Me go club, look for woman, bonk on head, drag home by hair-um!

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Dr. Bill Kobb said:
Kobb-um proud of him knuckle-dragging, unibrow look! Me go club, look for woman, bonk on head, drag home by hair-um!

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Has anyone ever told you that you are in serious need of help??😀 😉 😛
 
I know!

I need a mental makeover even worse than the style-thing. If I wound up on that show Queer Eye For The Straight Guy, all them fellas wound throw their hands in the air and scream at their producers, "What so you want from us?!? We can't work miracles!" 🙁
 
I stopped early on. When I was a kid did I want to be a cowboy or an Indian? Neither! Would I rather be or meet my favorite footballer? I can't name you one single current football player. Would I rather be a dog or a cat? A dog, but only because I think dogs are gentler; I don't want to be an animal that tortures mice and birds to death, and yet I'm sure they intend for the dog to be the symbol of aggressiveness and the cat to be the gentle one. Anyway, those who can answer those questions, have fun; with no "none of the above" option I can't take that test even for a laugh.
 
26% here...

asutickler said:
23% gay. That seems a little high...
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uh-huh... guess I'll go flounce my way to the kitchen and put on an apron. Maybe I can find a frilly one with large flowers on it.
 
featherfingers said:
Now why on earth would you say a thing like that, Toyou? If I didn't have my eyebrows trimmed every now and then I'd have to part my face.
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No, no...I'M 30%.

And I shave between my eyebrows..lol.

~ toyou
 
20% - "You're a walking, talking, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these modern times mate!"
 
toyou444 said:
No, no...I'M 30%.

And I shave between my eyebrows..lol.

~ toyou
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Hey, toyou! Now I understand what you meant! My mistake! Sorry about that, fellow 30%'er! (and eyebrow trimmer)
 
HA!

I am only 30% gay.

"How does a straight acting girl ever manage to get a date?
Any more girlie and you'd have to be straight!"

Just a gauge of stereotypes. . .

Muah!
-"Monkeyfeet"
 
And a very poor gauge at that......


"Engage!!......"


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16%..... I really don't like how they called me a walking, talking hetero guy... like I'm an oddity or something. A sexual deviance shouldn't throw stones when they live in a glass house. Heterosexuals are the vast majority. It'd be like us ticklers calling the rest of the population weirdos for not liking tickling... we're the weirdos! 🙂
 
Dr. Bill,

I'm going to reccomend that you really seek professional help😀 😀 ! Don't wait! Run, do not walk to the nearest mental health professional!!!!!!11:wow: :wow:
 
Not to worry, kis123!

I've already made an appointment with the caring staff at the clinic! I'll be better in a jiffy!

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Okay, granted, they're not licensed mental-health care pro's, but they can usually find where it hurts and fix things up.
 
23%

"Loosen up my straight mate, these days women like a man with some soft edges to grab onto"

I'm paraphrasing because I lost the window after the test. I'll have to ell my gay friend steve at work that 23% of me thinks he's a sexy bitch.😛
 
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