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TickledToDeath
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LMAO!!!
I have to send this to someone I know who claims to use hers alot!
TTD
I have to send this to someone I know who claims to use hers alot!
TTD
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow
What were you thinking this post was about, you perverts? lol
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow
What were you thinking this post was about, you perverts? lol
Strelnikov
4th Level Red Feather
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Go to www.technicalvirgin.com. Click on "Our TV Commercials". Then download "Boys Can Wait". It runs about 30 seconds. It's worth it.
Strelnikov
Strelnikov
Strelnikov
4th Level Red Feather
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Other hazards...
A pregnant woman walks into a bank, and lines up at the first available teller. Just at that moment the bank gets robbed and she is shot three times in the stomach. She gets rushed to the hospital where she is treated and released (obviously an HMO patient.) As she leaves she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor says, "You're going to have triplets. They're fine but each one has a bullet lodged in its stomach. Don't worry though, the bullets will pass through their system through normal metabolism."
As time goes on the woman has three children. Two girls and a boy. Twelve years later, one of the girls comes up to her mother and says, "Mommy, I've done a weird thing!" Her mother asks her what happened and her daughter replies, "I passed a bullet into the toilet." The woman comforts her and explains all about the incident at the bank.
A few weeks later, her other daughter comes up to her with tears streaming from her eyes and says, "Mommy, I've done a bad thing!" The mother says, "Let me guess. You passed a bullet into the toilet, right?" The daughter looks up from her teary eyes and says,
"Yes. How did you know?"
The mother comforts her child and explains about the incident at the bank.
A month later the boy comes up and says, "Mommy, I've done a very bad thing!"
She responds, "You passed a bullet into the toilet, right?"
He says, "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog."
Strelnikov
A pregnant woman walks into a bank, and lines up at the first available teller. Just at that moment the bank gets robbed and she is shot three times in the stomach. She gets rushed to the hospital where she is treated and released (obviously an HMO patient.) As she leaves she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor says, "You're going to have triplets. They're fine but each one has a bullet lodged in its stomach. Don't worry though, the bullets will pass through their system through normal metabolism."
As time goes on the woman has three children. Two girls and a boy. Twelve years later, one of the girls comes up to her mother and says, "Mommy, I've done a weird thing!" Her mother asks her what happened and her daughter replies, "I passed a bullet into the toilet." The woman comforts her and explains all about the incident at the bank.
A few weeks later, her other daughter comes up to her with tears streaming from her eyes and says, "Mommy, I've done a bad thing!" The mother says, "Let me guess. You passed a bullet into the toilet, right?" The daughter looks up from her teary eyes and says,
"Yes. How did you know?"
The mother comforts her child and explains about the incident at the bank.
A month later the boy comes up and says, "Mommy, I've done a very bad thing!"
She responds, "You passed a bullet into the toilet, right?"
He says, "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog."
Strelnikov
Disclaimer...
..The following is a pic sent to me by Njjen and is being posted at her request. In no way should this be attributed to the current poster. Thank You.............
I laughed my ass off when she sent this to me...Thanks Jen.
..The following is a pic sent to me by Njjen and is being posted at her request. In no way should this be attributed to the current poster. Thank You.............
I laughed my ass off when she sent this to me...Thanks Jen.
TicklingDuo
3rd Level Yellow Feather
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Prime said:Number of kittens endangered by forum members since this morning
I'm appauled!!!!! 😀
That is absolutely funnier than hell!!!!!!!!
http://web.icq.com/friendship/browse_page/0,,7351,00.html
