Esquire names Jessica Biel Sexiest Woman Alive

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http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/ap/20051007/112871562000.html

Last year it was Angelina Jolie. Who would you have picked? Not nececarilly who you'd most like to tickle, but who you think is sexiest. For me, it's hard to take anyone over Angelina, but for me the only one I can think of who could give her a run for her money would be Jessica Alba.

 

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IMO, I'd probably have gone with Ali Larter. She doesn't have the - real - big film credits yet (Final Destination 1 and 2, House on Haunted Hill, Varsity Blues, a few others), but she is so sexy she could melt your monitor.....










*drooling uncontrollably*

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Hmmmm.....for some reason I'm reminded of a classic Family Guy bit, but with Mimi and Lazzie in place of Peter and Lois. They're at a porn awards ceremony, and a producer walks up to Lois and says, "Hey...you ever thought of doing a little girl-girl?" Lois looks at at her husband and barks, "Peter!"...to which Peter replies, "Forget about it, buddy! (pause) I been barkin' up that tree for 17 years..."

Yeah, Ali's a fox....and don't forget the rubber catsuit in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back".

Ok, you know I'd be going with Jessica Alba...but just to throw a monkey wrench into things, I'm not sure I'd pick Jess as the overall "sexiest". Jess is gorgeous, but rarely, other than in my own twisted little fantasies, does she really show off any smouldering sexiness. Put the whole package together...the looks, the one-of-a-kind beauty, the body, the eyes, the body language, the voice, the social interaction and that intangible concept of Godineedtofuckherness...I'd have to pick...

Can't make up my mind right now, I'll get back to ya in a few. 😕

 

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not to be a downie person and yes they are all hot and have bodies to die for, however lets see how they will look when they reach hm lets say their forties? and the question of the day are they ticklish? lol

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Ok, I got it.

Rachel Nichols. I'd say she's closing in on being tied with Jessica Alba. (Hmmmm...Rachel Nichols tied to Jessica Alba....ok...I'm back...)

Yeah, I know.

I wanna do stuff to her.

Nice stuff...

Nasty stuff...

...butt stuff.

 

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yea but will she let you? hmm thats the question.

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LMAO@Dave!! The only problem with your little comparison there is that Lazzy is the cute one in our relationship. Unless thats how you meant it... 😛 😀

Oh lord....I forgot about Ali in that skin tight leather suit in JASBSB.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm.....Ali..... *homer gurgling sounds*

Oh shit. Shorted out my keyboard. Thanks Dave.

 

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They're all sexy. As long as there's a different hottie on the cover each year, I'm happy. 😀

 

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Now why haven't you brought this beauty to my attention before, Bro..

 

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Rachel's career has been solid but quiet, but she's about to break out. I wanted to keep her a secret a little while longer...you understand.

Plus, I was too busy drooling....

 

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Mimi said:

IMO, I'd probably have gone with Ali Larter. She doesn't have the - real - big film credits yet (Final Destination 1 and 2, House on Haunted Hill, Varsity Blues, a few others), but she is so sexy she could melt your monitor.....

Click to expand...

I saw House on Haunted Hill. Was she the gal who was the 1st one killed in that movie, or was she one of the 2 that lived, along with the black guy?

 

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She's the one that is still alive at the end of the movie. 🙂

 

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grr not fair. i dont know how to download pictures and put them on a thread or you bet i would of the sexiest man alive. why shouldnt us girls have some hunk to drool over as well? like chris cornell of audioslave or christian bale or orlando bloom? Mimi please help lol

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Not really doing it for me folks..........

.......looks abit of an "Anna" to me. Looks like a stick insect.

 

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Jessica Biel??? No...

That girl Meems posted the pics of is smokin, though!