depraved

I unloaded the lawnmower from the back of my pick-up and rolled it off the widow Blanche's driveway. The hot midday sun beat the sweat out of me already. I jerked the cord but the motor failed to start--a common result for the first try. I was about to try again when I heard a faint yell from...

{Because I am entirely too tired tonight to post anything constructive to the board}