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100 Things NOT to Do When You Wanna Tickle Someone's Wife- BF/GF- S.O- etc....

Sunriseticklee

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I've gotta say, I'm back from my trip- I have merely days before school starts- and I feel inspired, really. Because you are on TMF, I'm assuming that you have a clue, that you have social skills, and that were you provided to chance to meet up with a couple who loves to meet others in the kink and who love to play- I'm assuming you would be on your best behavior/ be charming so that you would actually have a chance in hell.

Blahahaha! Am I asking too much? 😀


Well- I decided to start a thread. I figured I could easily list ten things you should NOT do when wanting to tickle any lee, really- But since I'm married I went on the S.O. angle and I would love your ideas and your help.

What FACEPALM :facepalm2: moments have you witnessed, read about, or were a part of that you deem worthy to put on the 100 list?

List as many as you would like, but please number them. This should be fun.

BTW- No names please of the tickleguilty. (As I will also be protecting the identity of the socially ignorant).


In no particular order-

100 Things NOT to Do When You Wanna Tickle Someone's Wife- BF/GF- S.O, etc....

1. Do not completely ignore the lee's spouse or significant other and barely acknowledge that he/she is in the room. That is probably NOT the best way to gain favor.

2. Making racial or "ethnic" comments when clearly there are minorities in the room- one being the person you want to play with is a BIG no- no!

3. If your inside voice is loud enough to scare small children and shrill enough to communicate with dogs, I suggest you NOT be the star personality in the room.

4. Leering at a person's body parts with drool on your face and lust in your eyes will always be creepy no matter how discrete you think you are.

5. If your "lee" is rotating around the room to get away- DON'T FOLLOW THEM to get closer- Notice the complete distress and disgust in their eyes for a clue. Unfortunately, they know you exist! You are even more creepy, and now, you are a stalker!


That's just five 😉 Come on guys. Pile on! :brick'd: What are the 100 things you should NOT do! I'd be proud if we made it to 50 LOL LOL.
 
6. Respect it when someone says "I am not ticklish". Maybe they are really not ticklish, or maybe they just don't want to be tickled by you! If they actually are not ticklish, they probably won't magically become ticklish just because you are the ler, even though you think you're doing it better than anybody else - you probably aren't!
 
I think we should make this a thread about wanting to tickle somebody period...with or without husband, wife, s.o 🙂
 
9. Please by all means DON'T keep asking for the lee to give you a hug while looking down her shirt, and actually mentioning her breasts. (In front of her HUSBAND)

10. Don't text, IM, PM, or yell across the room that the lee is the LEE of YOUR DREAMS and that NO ONE (not even the S.O.) is better than you.

11. Don't bring up your creepy collection of all things nerdy unless someone else (preferably the lee) brings up his/hers first.

12. Don't rub your hands in the lee's hair or attempt to give the lee a massage in front of the S.O. without asking if it's ok- In fact, assume that it isn't. SMH!

13. Don't breathe so heavily or so loudly when watching a scene that someone is tempted to call 911 and have you carted away in an ambulance.

14. You're a sweat-er.... You know you sweat a lot.... Everyone knows you sweat a lot. Bring a towel and stop dripping on everyone! Not a way to get a lee to wanna play with you if you are gonna give them a slimy salt bath in the process.


@ Rhiannon- OK! I hate that mess. "You will be ticklish after I get done with you." Sigh. LOL LOL And the thread might just turn into what you were suggesting on it's own accord. I'm cool with it.

LOL- Ok y'all don't be afraid to join in, even if you are telling on yourself. LOL Just don't mention your own name.
 
2. Making racial or "ethnic" comments when clearly there are minorities in the room- one being the person you want to play with is a BIG no- no!


How is this specifically relevant to this scenario? I would think that making racial comments isn't a good idea under any circumstances (unless they're positive comments, I guess).
 
How is this specifically relevant to this scenario? I would think that making racial comments isn't a good idea under any circumstances (unless they're positive comments, I guess).

You are gonna have to ask the person who actually thought it would be cool to do that in front of me and then think he's gonna get play afterwards. And no, it isn't good under any circumstances- even if the person thinks it is positive, it just isn't really tasteful or acceptable, and it comes off weird and uncomfortable for everyone besides the person who is blurting it out.

Relevance? The point is- since this is in the tickling discussion on a tickling forum, this thread is about the behaviors of lers who would like to play with potential lees and who for some reason just can't get things right. And although some of the answers are tongue and cheek, some of the things have actually happened as well.

TTYL
Sunny
 
15. If you're a true ler don't all of a sudden become a switch because you don't really want to, but it will let you have a chance of leeing said person you want to lee. (I hope that made sense a person actually wrote me a message saying he wasn't a switch and hated leeing, but would gladly lee if that meant he would get his hands on me.)
 
16. The sad ler...
Tickling is a fun fetish with lots of smiles and laughter. Try not to always be the be the Debbie Downer of the group- ie: Every time you talk to someone about something (including the lee), it is negative, bad news, sad, depressing, distressing, etc. Lees don't wanna carry your baggage. 😉 Sometimes you are even allowed to be happy or have a good time.


@Maniactickler- no
 
17. Take pictures of the 'lee without their permission.
(I don't think this one was mentioned...I just skimmed the list.)
 
#18

If they say don't touch me,don't say................. I'm not touching you I'm not touching you in a real dorky voice.:innocent:
 
@ Aimee... That's freaking creepy!

@ General Zod- LMBO... I can actually hear the voice saying that. LOL

Ok

19. Asking to tickle a lee and when they finally feel comfortable with playing with you- and just before things are set up- you start saying how you just have to lick and suck the lee's toes too. Then as an after-thought say, "I don't wanna offend your husband or cross a line, but I can't help but put your foot in my mouth."

LOL LOL LOL LOL- This did happen and it was hilarious. "I really want to tickle you." Awww... I'll pass. Heeheehee!
 
11. Don't bring up your creepy collection of all things nerdy unless someone else (preferably the lee) brings up his/hers first.

whaaaaaatt??

🙁

So.. my superawesomeepic collection of Batman Pogs cannot be mentioned?


That's just.. mean.
 
This is why I am more than happy to pay "vanilla" women to let me tickle them. This play stuff is way to complicated.
 
whaaaaaatt??

🙁

So.. my superawesomeepic collection of Batman Pogs cannot be mentioned?


That's just.. mean.

Only if you don't have the opposing batman/joker slammers to play with!

20. If you are looking for a dom/sub relationship, don't just walk up to someone and start playing out your role. If you're a dom you'll look like an asshole, and if you're a sub you'll look really desperate and pathetic.
 
20. If you are looking for a dom/sub relationship, don't just walk up to someone and start playing out your role. If you're a dom you'll look like an asshole, and if you're a sub you'll look really desperate and pathetic.

If this actually happened, I want to hear the stories! 😀

21. Don't call the person you want to lee by a pet name like "ticklemouse" or crap like that before you even really know them! (And yes, that happened to me!)
 
I would say the only thing that COMPLETELY sticks out in my mind is...do not walk into a scene with two people and assume it's okay to just have at the lee without asking! If you were not specifically invited, do not invite yourself! Scenes are private, whether you are a friend or not.
 
22. Do not look at the lee as if she is a sirloin steak and you haven't had a decent meal in weeks. 😛
 
If this actually happened, I want to hear the stories! 😀

It only happened online, on collarme. I was messaging dom women in my area to see if maybe I'm a switch. It was just a poliet message letting them know I was new to the scene and looking to chat with people. I ended it by telling them to check out my profile and message me back.

Two separate women messaged me back in a similar format. They both insulted me and asked why I'd be worthy of being their sub. One of them told me I'd have to take her shopping before we'd even get close to a bedroom. I know money domination is a big thing for some people, but you should probably mention it in your profile. :facepalm:

What kills me most is that there are probably a ton of dudes who will completely jump into their laps out of desperation.

I've also seen girls with warnings in their profile telling men not to initiate cyber sex or talk to them in a dom manner until they give their consent, so apparently that's a big problem as well.
 
I'd rather hear about the behind the scenes stories that caused these rules to be made!

Because some are so obvious, from a manners point (I know, I know, manners don't exist in 2011) .....but still! Being somewhat of a rational thinking human being, some of these sound too ridiculous to be true.
 
23. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT begin vigorously masturbating while tickling your unsuspecting lee with his or her S.O. standing just feet away.

24. Do not try to convince your lee that he or she can "do better than their douchebag significant other."

25. Do not continuously be a jerk to the S.O., who again is standing just a few feet away, in an effort to seem like the "alpha" in the room. Chances are you won't be invited back.
 
26. Do not look at the socked feet of the ticklee when they sit next to you and put their feet on the couch. If you do do not look back and forth and back and forth and back till they ask, "Do my feet stink or something?" First hand experience. *sigh* Stripes.
 
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