Sunriseticklee
3rd Level Orange Feather
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- Jan 9, 2002
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I've gotta say, I'm back from my trip- I have merely days before school starts- and I feel inspired, really. Because you are on TMF, I'm assuming that you have a clue, that you have social skills, and that were you provided to chance to meet up with a couple who loves to meet others in the kink and who love to play- I'm assuming you would be on your best behavior/ be charming so that you would actually have a chance in hell.
Blahahaha! Am I asking too much? 😀
Well- I decided to start a thread. I figured I could easily list ten things you should NOT do when wanting to tickle any lee, really- But since I'm married I went on the S.O. angle and I would love your ideas and your help.
What FACEPALM
moments have you witnessed, read about, or were a part of that you deem worthy to put on the 100 list?
List as many as you would like, but please number them. This should be fun.
BTW- No names please of the tickleguilty. (As I will also be protecting the identity of the socially ignorant).
In no particular order-
100 Things NOT to Do When You Wanna Tickle Someone's Wife- BF/GF- S.O, etc....
1. Do not completely ignore the lee's spouse or significant other and barely acknowledge that he/she is in the room. That is probably NOT the best way to gain favor.
2. Making racial or "ethnic" comments when clearly there are minorities in the room- one being the person you want to play with is a BIG no- no!
3. If your inside voice is loud enough to scare small children and shrill enough to communicate with dogs, I suggest you NOT be the star personality in the room.
4. Leering at a person's body parts with drool on your face and lust in your eyes will always be creepy no matter how discrete you think you are.
5. If your "lee" is rotating around the room to get away- DON'T FOLLOW THEM to get closer- Notice the complete distress and disgust in their eyes for a clue. Unfortunately, they know you exist! You are even more creepy, and now, you are a stalker!
That's just five 😉 Come on guys. Pile on!
What are the 100 things you should NOT do! I'd be proud if we made it to 50 LOL LOL.
Blahahaha! Am I asking too much? 😀
Well- I decided to start a thread. I figured I could easily list ten things you should NOT do when wanting to tickle any lee, really- But since I'm married I went on the S.O. angle and I would love your ideas and your help.
What FACEPALM

List as many as you would like, but please number them. This should be fun.
BTW- No names please of the tickleguilty. (As I will also be protecting the identity of the socially ignorant).
In no particular order-
100 Things NOT to Do When You Wanna Tickle Someone's Wife- BF/GF- S.O, etc....
1. Do not completely ignore the lee's spouse or significant other and barely acknowledge that he/she is in the room. That is probably NOT the best way to gain favor.
2. Making racial or "ethnic" comments when clearly there are minorities in the room- one being the person you want to play with is a BIG no- no!
3. If your inside voice is loud enough to scare small children and shrill enough to communicate with dogs, I suggest you NOT be the star personality in the room.
4. Leering at a person's body parts with drool on your face and lust in your eyes will always be creepy no matter how discrete you think you are.
5. If your "lee" is rotating around the room to get away- DON'T FOLLOW THEM to get closer- Notice the complete distress and disgust in their eyes for a clue. Unfortunately, they know you exist! You are even more creepy, and now, you are a stalker!
That's just five 😉 Come on guys. Pile on!
