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20 worst album covers of all time

drew70, I checked out all the album covers, and I have just one question?

Are you trying to make me wake up crying?

I'm already now scared of "hook hand" and the "mother" with the big hair in the McKeithans. And is "Joyce" a dude?


Drew
 
:blaugh: hehehe! TOO funny! 😀 Still, one of my favorite album covers of all time has to be Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here (inside and out).... the worst? Queen had a few doozies 😀
 
In my opinion, Devastatin Dave should have been at number 1! Is it me, or did Wacko Jacko wear that jacket in the thriller video? also, he looks a bit like Lionel Ritchies evil twin......
 
Great links. Laughed my Fargun' ass off. Thanks.

Here's another. ( I love Photostudio )

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God that Orleans Album does look Gay

But I love two of the songs on it-"dance with me" amd "Your still the one". Oh well, great songs, bad album cover.
 
DAMN, AND THAT ROGER ALBUM

I think my cousing had that album. If that is the same
roger, which I think it is, then the album has "More bounce to the ounce" and other 1980 hits.
 
and if you want to keep your sanity

Don't follow the link to the Devastatin Dave MP3's. Damn. I think Ineed to have the Hazmat team come over hear and shoot me with a water hose and get the Devastatin Dave stink off a me. Damn. There is a persistent ringing in my ear now, and I can no longer hear my phone ring anymore. I think I am jsut going to keep picking up the receiver every 5 minutes to see if someone is on the line calling me. Oh Crap. Now my eyesight is going. Anyone got a copy of that Brailette's album I can have? I think I may need that.
 
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!! I like the "all my friends are dead" LP cover LOLLLLLLLLL I think I may need to track down a copy 😛
 
"#4- Millie Jackson- E.S.P.


E.S.P. stands for “extra sexual persuasion”, by the way. See, she decided to use her sex to persuade people. Really original. Luckily, other women never caught on to the idea. What? Extra Sexual Persuasion? Well, if it’s extra sexual…well, that’s different now, isn’t it? Let me call my friend Tino and we’ll make a day of it.

I know exactly how this cover layout came to be. Millie is another former porn actress known as Tanner Treats. Her producer called her to do the shoot, but she was in the third day of a nine-day coke binge and couldn’t be reached. He looked through her archive of photos and found one of her that was shot just as she was about to perform fellatio on a dead horse. After that, it was only a matter of removing the equine phallus and replacing it with a crystal ball.

On an unrelated note, this album once belonged to Larry Wattley, who signed his name on it with a black marker. You don’t want you friends walking off with part of your Millie Jackson LP Collection."


This one literally made my eyes water with laughter. LOL! 😀

A dead horse and replacing it with a crystal ball! What makes it so funny for me is that if you look at the picture it looks like it was true! LOL!!! 😀
 
Here's a creepy question:

What would happen if The Playmates teamed up with Orleans to record an album?

An even creepier question:

Do you think Joyce is a 'ler or 'lee?


Drew
 
I showed this to my wife, and she expected to see the John Lennon and Yoko Ono Two Virgins album on here.

I have to say the ones that freaked me out the most were the Tino album and Millie Jackson Back to the s--t. The All my Friends are Dead is kind of a funny one. 😀
 
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I think it is funny that there is a BEST OF for the Postman guy

So that would mean this guy had more than 1 album. Man, womeon at that record company let this guy do more than one album. What is the world coming to?
 
leafstk wrote:
"..... Still, one of my favorite album covers of all time has to be Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here (inside and out)..."

I agree!!!! No Doubt!!!!....Hands Down!!!!

🙂
It is also the greatest album ever recorded!!!
That whole segment of "Welcome to the Machine,Have a Cigar,and "Wish You were Here" is classic!!...As is the entire "Shine On you Crazy Diamond". I like it better than "Dark Side of the Moon"!
 
socksoff said:
leafstk wrote:
"..... Still, one of my favorite album covers of all time has to be Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here (inside and out)..."

I agree!!!! No Doubt!!!!....Hands Down!!!!

🙂
It is also the greatest album ever recorded!!!
That whole segment of "Welcome to the Machine,Have a Cigar,and "Wish You were Here" is classic!!...As is the entire "Shine On you Crazy Diamond". I like it better than "Dark Side of the Moon"!

Yup, though I'm still slightly more in tune with DSOTM, Wish You Were Here is a phenominal album 😀 The great thing about the Floyd, is that they seem to have an album to fit almost any mood. Animals has got to be one of the angriest albums I've ever heard... it just comes across so beautifully. One of their more under-rated albums, I find Animals to be one of their most expressive and at times haunting works 🙂
 
leafstk wrote:
"Yup, though I'm still slightly more in tune with DSOTM, Wish You Were Here is a phenominal album The great thing about the Floyd, is that they seem to have an album to fit almost any mood. Animals has got to be one of the angriest albums I've ever heard... it just comes across so beautifully. One of their more under-rated albums, I find Animals to be one of their most expressive and at times haunting works"


DSOTM,WYWH, & Animals - The true Floyd Trilogy!!!🙂
 
I agree about Animals. It was truly a great, if underrated, album. One of my faves. 😎
 
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