Three women are sitting naked in Peggy's hot tub. Suddenly there is a
> beeping sound.
>
> The first woman presses her forearm and the beeping stops. The
> others look at her curiously. "That's my pager," she says, "I have a
> microchip under the skin of my arm."
>
> A few minutes later a phone rings. The second woman lifts her palm
> to her ear. When she finishes she explains, "That's my mobile phone. I
> have a microchip in my hand."
>
> The third woman, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the hot
> tub.
> In a few minutes she returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from
> the crack of her butt. The others raise their eyebrows. "Oh, excuse me.
> I'm getting a Fax."
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> beeping sound.
>
> The first woman presses her forearm and the beeping stops. The
> others look at her curiously. "That's my pager," she says, "I have a
> microchip under the skin of my arm."
>
> A few minutes later a phone rings. The second woman lifts her palm
> to her ear. When she finishes she explains, "That's my mobile phone. I
> have a microchip in my hand."
>
> The third woman, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the hot
> tub.
> In a few minutes she returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from
> the crack of her butt. The others raise their eyebrows. "Oh, excuse me.
> I'm getting a Fax."
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