30 Harsh Things A Woman Can Say To A Naked Man

[goddess_nemesis]

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.

2. Ahhhh, it's cute.

3. Why don't we just cuddle?

4. You know they have surgery to fix that.

5. Make it dance.

6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?

7. Wow, and your feet are so big.

8. It's OK, we'll work around it.

9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

10. Oh no... a flash headache.

11. (giggle and point)

12. Can I be honest with you?

13. How sweet, you brought incense.

14. This explains your car.

15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.

16. Why is God punishing me?

17. At least this won't take long.

18. I never saw one like that before.

19. But it still works, right?

20. It looks so unused.

21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.

22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?

23. Are you cold?

24. If you get me real drunk first.

25. Is that an optical illusion?

26. What is that?

27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.

28. Does it come with an air pump?

29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.

30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird.

 

[Helena]

Those were harsh!
LOL

 

[fttickler]

I think the temperature.....

in the TMF just dropped 20 degrees

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing list. 😀

 

[kered]

Another 30 embarassing moments of my life.

 

[Mastertank1]

Some harsh things a man might say to a naked woman.

1-I've always wanted to visit the grand canyon.

2-I thought the Marianas trench was the biggest gash on earth.

3-Let me tie a board across my ass so I don't fall in.

4-Is it supposed to drip in that greenish color?

5-Did that fish die over a week ago?

6-Nice; you always have a place to park your car!

7-Does something furry live in there?

8-Did something furry die in there?

9-Don't I have to hire a licensed guide to enter a wilderness preserve like that?

10-So that's how you keep the flies off the salad bar!

I'm sure I'll think of others later.

 

[Feathery]

OUCH! hehe

 

[german]

3-Let me tie a board across my ass so I don't fall in.

hahahahahah

Kust

 

[goddess_nemesis]

1-I've always wanted to visit the grand canyon.

2-I thought the Marianas trench was the biggest gash on earth.

3-Let me tie a board across my ass so I don't fall in.

4-Is it supposed to drip in that greenish color?

5-Did that fish die over a week ago?

6-Nice; you always have a place to park your car!

7-Does something furry live in there?

8-Did something furry die in there?

9-Don't I have to hire a licensed guide to enter a wilderness preserve like that?

10-So that's how you keep the flies off the salad bar!

I'm sure I'll think of others later.

i guess i should've seen that coming!
and it's only fair! but come up with another 20, just to even the score! 😀