A Blonde Quickie...

[goddess_nemesis]

Two blondes walked in to a building.

You’d think one would have seen it.

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing. 😀

 

[kered]

Two blondes walked in to a building.

You’d think one would have seen it.

It wasn't Isabeau and HeavenlyTickle.......was it?

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

It wasn't Isabeau and HeavenlyTickle.......was it?

no....it was Izzy and TG4L heehee!

 

[venray]

Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown.

A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?" The shepherd, always the gentleman, said, "Sure!"

The blonde thought for a moment and, for no discernible reason, said, "352."

This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed, and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock."

The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked the one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others.

When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?"

 

[tulipangel]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! THANKS!

 

[Dário F]

I've heard that one but in a different way, this one was more amusing!

 

[FeatherHeart22]

Lol !

 

[Illtcklu]

no....it was Izzy and TG4L heehee!

But which walked into the building first? Wouldn't that make the second one more foolish?






You're the second one, aren't you?

 

[kered]

But which walked into the building first? Wouldn't that make the second one more foolish?






You're the second one, aren't you?

I bet she is!!!

 

[isabeau]

now now tsk tsk..i won't having you two picking on my sweet friend like that..of course she was second..hehe...and hmm kered..aren't you blonde?

 

[kered]

now now tsk tsk..i won't having you two picking on my sweet friend like that..of course she was second..hehe...and hmm kered..aren't you blonde?

A devastatingly handsome blonde with a touch of gray, as you well know.

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

But which walked into the building first? Wouldn't that make the second one more foolish?






You're the second one, aren't you?

Izzy knows! See below VV

I bet she is!!!

😛 😛

now now tsk tsk..i won't having you two picking on my sweet friend like that..of course she was second..hehe...and hmm kered..aren't you blonde?

Thank you sweet Isabeau! yeahhhhh Kered you can't talk since you are blonde hehe!

 

[kered]

Izzy knows! See below VV




😛 😛



Thank you sweet Isabeau! yeahhhhh Kered you can't talk since you are blonde hehe!

I can talk remarkably well, Angel. And I don't walk into the sides of buildings..............much.

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

I can talk remarkably well, Angel. And I don't walk into the sides of buildings..............much.

mhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm then why are you having corrective sugery on your nose?? unless you are Michael Jackson then there is no excuse!

 

[isabeau]

mhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm then why are you have corrective sugery on your nose?? unless your are Michael Jackson then there is no excuse!

hahahaha good one..girlfriend...that will show these blonde men..

 

[kered]

mhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm then why are you have corrective sugery on your nose?? unless your are Michael Jackson then there is no excuse!

* At least I can properly construct a sentence*

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

* At least I can properly construct a sentence*

you're just jealous because I'm pretty!

thanks Izzy hehehe! 😀

 

[kered]

you're just jealous because I'm pretty!

thanks Izzy hehehe! 😀

* at least you spelled it right*

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

* at least you spelled it right*

*gasp* I can spell!

 

[Illtcklu]

mhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm then why are you having corrective sugery on your nose?? unless you are Michael Jackson then there is no excuse!

Kered is God?

 

[kered]

Kered is God?

Nope. I can't even do the quarter behind the ear trick. Not too much Divine about me. Ask my friends.

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

Nope. I can't even do the quarter behind the ear trick. Not too much Divine about me. Ask my friends.

*cough*liar*cough*

 

[kered]

OK Angel, you got me there! My maker put me together pretty good.

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

OK Angel, you got me there! My maker put me together pretty good.

I have to admit he did!