Feathery
1st Level Orange Feather
- Joined
- Oct 14, 2001
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A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and ordered a
glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of
champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm
celebrating."
"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.
"What a coincidence" says the man.
As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today my
gynecologist told me that I'm finally pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and for years
all my hens were infertile, but today they've finally started laying
fertilized
eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "But tell me, how did your chickens become
fertile?"
"I used a different cock," he replied.
The woman smiled and said, "....What a coincidence!"
glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of
champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm
celebrating."
"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.
"What a coincidence" says the man.
As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today my
gynecologist told me that I'm finally pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and for years
all my hens were infertile, but today they've finally started laying
fertilized
eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "But tell me, how did your chickens become
fertile?"
"I used a different cock," he replied.
The woman smiled and said, "....What a coincidence!"
