A Christmas Carol

[bellystrokes]

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each
possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on.
It represents a candle, he said.
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just
what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."

 

[Illtcklu]

The box has long since been left behind, hasn't it?

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing, Bellystrokes. 😀

 

[unclebill]

That puts me in the holiday season. Thankyou, attractive goddess.

 

[bellystrokes]

Yeah female panties usually do it for most guys. hhehehheehehehhee

Give new meaning to kissing under the mistletoe--------oh did I say that.

 

[venray]

"Tis the season to be jolly......."

 

[bellystrokes]

oh my, you have to excuse me, we got the tree, and I need to go and hang some Christmas balls. heheehehehee

 

[venray]

Already have mine "hung".......

 

[bellystrokes]

Touche'!
Or is that touch?

 

[venray]

Either will do my dear..... 😛oke3:

 

[bellystrokes]

hehhehee, you win this round, cutie. BUT there will be other rounds, trust me. heheeheheheh

Oh wait, is that one of your balls in my second sig pix below? No wonder she is praying to it.

 

[venray]

hehhehee, you win this round, cutie. BUT there will be other rounds, trust me. heheeheheheh

I look forward to it.........

 

[Mastertank1]

Can I

Either will do my dear..... 😛oke3:

print out that glittery eyed Santa with blast cannon and use it for a christmas card? There are some little brats down the hall I'd love to give nightmares to!

 

[venray]

Go all out...make em a poster.......