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From msnbc.com.


NEWARK, Ohio - A 28-year-old man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool, Ohio authorities said.

Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.

Police released the 911 tapes, revealing the calm exchange between the driver's friend and the dispatcher.

"I got a friend who wrecked a bar stool," the caller said.

When asked by the dispatcher whether he hit his head inside the bar, the friend replied, "Um, no, he was riding the bar stool ... a motorized bar stool."

Kile Wygle, the bar-stool rider, was hospitalized for minor injuries.

During an interview after his crash, Wygle told the reporter, "I drank quite a bit after I wrecked."

Police say he was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers.

Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph.

Wygle has pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial.
 
The sad part about this is that 10 years from now, there will be a "Weird laws from around the world" thread with one that reads:

"In Newark, OH, it is illegal to ride a motorized bar stool while intoxicated."

Snail Shell
 
Guess he should have installed a roll cage and a seat belt on the bar stool... stupid redneck! And I say that in the kindest way (my family is full of them!)
 
The sad part about this is that 10 years from now, there will be a "Weird laws from around the world" thread with one that reads:

"In Newark, OH, it is illegal to ride a motorized bar stool while intoxicated."

Snail Shell

LMAO you're so right! So this is how those laws get made....
 
Another winner from Ohio!!

Almost as good as the one who got busted for DUI while riding his tractor lawnmower from the bar!

I swear it's the water in this state............:megafail:
 
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