A Day in Mental Institution

[bellystrokes]

In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he's driving a car with his hands at 10 and 2. The nurse asks him, "Kevin! What are you doing?" Kevin replied, "Can't talk right now I'm driving to Newfoundland!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.

The next day the nurse enters Kevin's room just as he stopped driving his imaginary car and she asks, "Well Kevin, how you doing?" Kevin says "I'm exhausted. I just got into St. Johns and I need some rest.". "That's great," replied the nurse, "I'm glad you had a safe trip."

The nurse leaves Kevin's room and then goes across the hall into another patient's room and finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously. Very surprised she shouts, "Ed! What are you doing???" to which Ed replies, "Shhh, I'm screwing Kevin's wife while he's in Newfoundland".

 

[venray]

 

[bellystrokes]

Shit, you are fast----but then you've heard that before.

 

[venray]

I am slow only when It suits a purpose..

 

[sole seeker]

LM AO! That's funny!

 

[kilitiinko1]

Picking myself up off the floor.......!!! Glad I didn`t have a drink at the moment!

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Good one. 😀

 

[Illtcklu]

Interesting choice of names.......................

 

[unclebill]

Good one, lovely goddess.

 

[bellystrokes]

Interesting choice of names.......................

Are you goating me here?

 

[Illtcklu]

This may come as a surprise to everyone but..... I have standards.


I refuse to yodel!

 

[bellystrokes]

You have standards, well that is the benchmark of surprises.

 

[Illtcklu]

Besides yodeling for a goat there is another way to get your message sent!

 

[steph]

HEE! She said "surprises." Hey, what's that SMELL?

You have standards, well that is the benchmark of surprises.

 

[bellystrokes]

HEE! She said "surprises." Hey, what's that SMELL?

Pardon me..............but are we channeling Lynyrd Skynyrd these days????

 

[Illtcklu]

A rousal by any other name would be as sweet!