A blond, brunette and a red head were all lined up for the breast stroke competition. The red head came in first with a time of 3 minutes, the brunette came in second with 3 minutes 45 seconds and the blond came in dead last taking nearly an hour to finish. Upon getting out of the pool she complained to the judges that the two other women had cheated. They review the tape and told the blond that everything have been done according to the rules. The blond stamped her foot like a little girl and said "but they were using their arms!"
A few blonds go into a comedy club the night a ventriloquist was schedualed. The start of the show went well enough until the ventriloquist began his bit about women, blond women to be more specific. The man argued with the dummy that blonds were to be given more credit for their intelgence while the dummy spouted out blond joke after blond joke. After a few minutes that blonds rushed the stage. They wanted the act removed because it "demeaned their intelgence. Comments like those only feuled the stereotype that blonds were all of lower intilect." Not realizing he had offended them so much, the ventriloquist offered them and appoligy, but was stopped short when one of the blonds turned to him and asked "what are you sorry for? we were talking to that little bastard on your knee"
A few blonds go into a comedy club the night a ventriloquist was schedualed. The start of the show went well enough until the ventriloquist began his bit about women, blond women to be more specific. The man argued with the dummy that blonds were to be given more credit for their intelgence while the dummy spouted out blond joke after blond joke. After a few minutes that blonds rushed the stage. They wanted the act removed because it "demeaned their intelgence. Comments like those only feuled the stereotype that blonds were all of lower intilect." Not realizing he had offended them so much, the ventriloquist offered them and appoligy, but was stopped short when one of the blonds turned to him and asked "what are you sorry for? we were talking to that little bastard on your knee"
