A friend...A good friend...

[Big_Dogg85]

A friend will ask you how the "crappiest date of your life" went.

A good friend is the one who calls you during the date and gives you a way out.

 

[Timewarp]

a friend doesn't let frineds drive drunk, a good friend would be drunk already.

 

[Big_Dogg85]

A friend smiles and laughs as you solo sing to a popular song with beer in hand. A good friend grabs his beer and joins you without missing a beat.