Feathery
1st Level Orange Feather
- Joined
- Oct 14, 2001
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A Guy Goes To A Supermarket And Notices A Beautiful Blonde Wave At
Him, And Then Says Hello. He's Rather Taken Aback, Because He Can't
Place Where He Knows Her From, So He Says, "do You Know Me?" To Which
She Replies, "i Think You're The Father Of One Of My Kids."
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Now He Thinks Back To The Only Time He Has Ever Been Unfaithful To His
Wife And Says, "my God, Are You The Stripper From My Bachelor Party That
I Laid On The Pool Table With All My Buddies Watching, While Your
Partner Whipped My Back With Wet Celery And Then Stuck A Carrot Up My
Butt?"
* * * * * *
She Paused And Replied, "um.....no, I'm Your Son's Math Teacher!
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Him, And Then Says Hello. He's Rather Taken Aback, Because He Can't
Place Where He Knows Her From, So He Says, "do You Know Me?" To Which
She Replies, "i Think You're The Father Of One Of My Kids."
* * * * * *
Now He Thinks Back To The Only Time He Has Ever Been Unfaithful To His
Wife And Says, "my God, Are You The Stripper From My Bachelor Party That
I Laid On The Pool Table With All My Buddies Watching, While Your
Partner Whipped My Back With Wet Celery And Then Stuck A Carrot Up My
Butt?"
* * * * * *
She Paused And Replied, "um.....no, I'm Your Son's Math Teacher!
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