A Joke For bellystrokes

[unclebill]

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher blushes a great deal. She then replies, "Well, I suppose the one that gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.

"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on......but I like your thinking."

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛

Good joke. 😀

 

[bellystrokes]

What flavor was the ice cream??? heheehehehheehhe

Very funny, babe. Thanks.

 

[unclebill]

What flavor was the ice cream??? heheehehehheehhe

Very funny, babe. Thanks.

um, why strawberry of course. hehe 😉

 

[Illtcklu]

I thought it would be cherry?

 

[bellystrokes]

I thought it would be cherry?

I'll leave it up to you guys to wage the Berry wars!!!!!

 

[Illtcklu]

I'll leave it up to you guys to wage the Berry wars!!!!!

Berry Wars?! Not seeing a trilogy of movies comming out about that!!!

 

[bellystrokes]

Berry Wars?! Not seeing a trilogy of movies comming out about that!!!

But it would be berry berry good. With the Blue period, the Red period, and of course, the house made of straw. If you don't like my ideas, the one big rapsberry to you (of course, on this site, some might like that)

 

[Illtcklu]

But it would be berry berry good. With the Blue period, the Red period, and of course, the house made of straw. If you don't like my ideas, the one big rapsberry to you (of course, on this site, some might like that)

One big raspberry to you! Did you know that in some countries raspberry is the sign of fruitlity!!!
You also forgot Marion Berry, Raymond Berry, and Chuck Berry!

 

[bellystrokes]

One big raspberry to you! Did you know that in some countries raspberry is the sign of fruitlity!!!
You also forgot Marion Berry, Raymond Berry, and Chuck Berry!

Some of my best soldiers!!!

Now be berry berry quiet.

 

[Illtcklu]

Some of my best soldiers!!!

Now be berry berry quiet.

You hunting wabbits??????

 

[bellystrokes]

You hunting wabbits??????

YES!!!! I couldn't remember the rest of the line...........pathetic I know.

 

[Illtcklu]

YES!!!! I couldn't remember the rest of the line...........pathetic I know.

WONDER why?

 

[bellystrokes]

I wonder if Uncle Bill put something in that Strawberry Shake. Or maybe the Strawberry Oreos. heheehhe

 

[Illtcklu]

I wonder if Uncle Bill put something in that Strawberry Shake. Or maybe the Strawberry Oreos. heheehhe

Strawberry oreos?! Is there such a thing?

 

[bellystrokes]

Strawberry oreos?! Is there such a thing?

God help us, yes. *I never saw so many cookies end up in the trash can in my life*

 

[unclebill]

Strawberry Oreos are thankfully off the shelves of the nations grocery stores.

 

[Illtcklu]

God help us, yes. *I never saw so many cookies end up in the trash can in my life*

I hate it when you loose your cookies!!! Uh..... yeah that's what I meant.

 

[bellystrokes]

Strawberry Oreos are thankfully off the shelves of the nations grocery stores.

I think I led the campaign. May my Chargers be as successful.

 

[unclebill]

I think I led the campaign. May my Chargers be as successful.

You are a goddess of many causes. Both Little Johnny and his teacher will be pleased.