A joke to brighten the mood

[Aachen1983]

A cowboy walks into a bar and sits down next to a woman. The woman asks him "Are you a real cowboy?" He responds "Yes ma'am I am. I have been raising a driving cattle through the Texas Panhandle for 30 years now. I raise them, brand them, sell them, and watch the born and grow." The woman says "Oh, well I'm a lesbian. All day I think about women. I think about them when I am in the shower, eating my meals, going to the store, watching TV, and even in my dreams." The woman gets up and walks away and a man sits next to the cowbay and says "Are you a real cowboy?" Cowboy syas "I used to be. I just found out I'm a lesbian."

Hope it made you smile-
Dave

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing, Aachen1983.😀

 

[sole seeker]

LOL!

Help! I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body! Yeah, I know. It's an old joke.

 

[Aachen1983]

Thanks guys

I have about a million more jokes.... I'll be sure to post more.