A joke

[General Zod]

Here's a joke I heard on the Bob and Tom show it was told by Chick Magee Personally I thought it was funny
One day a toad hopped in to the good fairy's office Good fairy said the toad you have to help me My penis is yellow and the lady toads won't have anything to do with me
The good fairy said I can only change the shape or the size To change the color you have to see the wizard The toad thanks her and hops off
A couple minutes later in walks an elephant with a purple trunk
He says good fairy you have to help me I have a purlpe trunk and the lady elephants won't have anything to do with me The good fairy says I can only change the shape and size To change the color go see the wizard
The elephant says How do I get to the wizard? That's easy replies the good fairy Just follow the yellow dick toad

 

[qjakal]

Ummm...

OUCH ouch ouch ouch....

 

[amk714]

Vulgar, but funny. Thanks, gen.zod! Happy Holidays. 😀

 

[venray]

ooooooooh.......




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Ven

 

[General Zod]

Venray,where did you find the General Zod avatar? I've been looking for one The one I'm trying to get is the comic book version
And a happy holidays to you to amk714 Glad you liked it

 

[venray]

Been searching for one and found the large pic so I put it together for you in the form of a logo. Feel free to use it if you like and you can direct link it to your signature from my site...We will keep looking for the comic version in the meantime...

Ven

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

Re: Ummm...

OUCH ouch ouch ouch....

Yeah, ouch is right!