First of all, personally, I am not the type of guy who would go to a strip club. Not that I have anything against them, but I'm not really into boobs. I like boobs, but I don't really like boobs, if that makes sense.
And I don't really see the point in me paying to do something that I wouldnt get much out of in return.
But, long story short, on a night out of drinking with friends, somebody suggested we go to the strip club down the road and a few minutes later I found myself in there. At first I figured I could just admire the view and save some cash (having never been in one before, I didn't realise how much the girls try to pressure you into getting a dance!).
Eventually, it got to the point where everybody else I was with was gearing up, picking a girl and getting ready to go for a private dance, and they all said "Come on, we're all doing it, you can't just sit here and wait for us".
One of the girls came over and said
"You've never done this before have you?"
Me: "Nope, I've never been to a strip club".
Her: "Well come with me, all your friends are doing it, you dont want to be left alone do you?"
I have reluctantly said yes (reluctantly because I didnt really want to part with a lot of cash).
A few moments later I found myself in a little booth with the curtain drawn across, and she started to do what strippers do.
Her: "Hands behind your back" she winked "you can look, but dont touch".
I did as instructed, then found myself wondering "I'm I supposed to look at her boobs? Look her straight in the eye? look around her?"
Her: "Is everything okay baby?" she asked, "you dont look like you're having fun".
Me: "No no, nothing is wrong, I'm just shy....... I'm not really into boobs"
Her: "...oh"
Me: "Don't take it personally! It's not you, boobs just aren't my 'thing'" I said
Her: "What is your 'thing'?"
Me: "You'l probably think I'm weird"
Her: "Believe me, I've heard it all working here. Nothing is weird."
Me: "I'm kinda into...feet..."
Her: "Oh, foot fetish guy?" and without missing a beat, she took her shoes off, and put one foot in my lap and started rubbing my leg.
Her: "That better for you?"
Me: "Um..yes!"
Her: "So, what do you like to do with feet?"
Me: "You know...just stuff... like massage, kiss, suck..................tickle"
Her: "I'd let you suck my toes, but it would cost you more, but you can tickle me for free" she said.
Me: "Sure!"
Her: "On one condition, you've got about six minutes left (it was a ten minute session), I want some of that time to be used for a massage. My shoes have been killing me!" she giggled.
Me: "Deal! But what about the 'look no touch' rule?"
Her: "It's only my feet, and you can touch if I give you permission"
With that, she sat on the chair next to me, and put both feet in my lap.
I started to massage her feet, which was a little bit tricky as she had fishnets on. She let out of a few moans and groans and 'mmm thats good, don't stop'. I did each foot for about a minute or so, and worried I was gonna miss my chance, dragged my finger nail down her sole. She jumped forward and squealed with laughter
Her: "Hahaa...oo naughty boy 😉"
Me: "Sorry ;P"
Her: "Do it again"
And with that I made the most of the next two minutes, tickling each part of her foot and toes, she giggled and squirmed at the whole thing. In fact she laughed that much, one of the bouncers flung the curtain open to see what was going on. My heart stopped, I thought "Oh no, he's gonna throw me out for touching the girls, then my friends are gonna ask whats happened, and they're all gonna thing I'm some sort of tickle/foot freak!"
The bouncer glared at me, untill she quickly said
"It's okay, he's just tickling me. I said he could".
He looked at me, rolled his eyes, shut the curtain and walked off.
Her: "Time is up sweetie" she said.
She stood up, and put her shoes back on, then quickly sat down on my knee, straddling my legs.
Her: "arms behind your back again" she said "look but dont touch".
Me: (Putting my arms behind my back) "I thought time was..."
suddenly she slipped her fingers under my shirt and tickled my sides/ribs.
I burst into laugher and rolled around on the chair. She stoppped after a few seconds.
Her: "Can't let you have ALL the fun now can we? But time really is up now".
We both went down stairs where most of my friends were waiting, or just about finishing their sessions.As we'd spent up now, we started to leave, as I was walking out the door she grabbed me by the arm and whispered
"Next time, how about you pay for 20minutes, and spend ten tickling me, and I'll spend ten tickling you 😉".
Gave me a quick kiss on the cheek, and I left.
I never did go back there, and probably never will. However it turned out to be a better experience than I first thought.
And I don't really see the point in me paying to do something that I wouldnt get much out of in return.
But, long story short, on a night out of drinking with friends, somebody suggested we go to the strip club down the road and a few minutes later I found myself in there. At first I figured I could just admire the view and save some cash (having never been in one before, I didn't realise how much the girls try to pressure you into getting a dance!).
Eventually, it got to the point where everybody else I was with was gearing up, picking a girl and getting ready to go for a private dance, and they all said "Come on, we're all doing it, you can't just sit here and wait for us".
One of the girls came over and said
"You've never done this before have you?"
Me: "Nope, I've never been to a strip club".
Her: "Well come with me, all your friends are doing it, you dont want to be left alone do you?"
I have reluctantly said yes (reluctantly because I didnt really want to part with a lot of cash).
A few moments later I found myself in a little booth with the curtain drawn across, and she started to do what strippers do.
Her: "Hands behind your back" she winked "you can look, but dont touch".
I did as instructed, then found myself wondering "I'm I supposed to look at her boobs? Look her straight in the eye? look around her?"
Her: "Is everything okay baby?" she asked, "you dont look like you're having fun".
Me: "No no, nothing is wrong, I'm just shy....... I'm not really into boobs"
Her: "...oh"
Me: "Don't take it personally! It's not you, boobs just aren't my 'thing'" I said
Her: "What is your 'thing'?"
Me: "You'l probably think I'm weird"
Her: "Believe me, I've heard it all working here. Nothing is weird."
Me: "I'm kinda into...feet..."
Her: "Oh, foot fetish guy?" and without missing a beat, she took her shoes off, and put one foot in my lap and started rubbing my leg.
Her: "That better for you?"
Me: "Um..yes!"
Her: "So, what do you like to do with feet?"
Me: "You know...just stuff... like massage, kiss, suck..................tickle"
Her: "I'd let you suck my toes, but it would cost you more, but you can tickle me for free" she said.
Me: "Sure!"
Her: "On one condition, you've got about six minutes left (it was a ten minute session), I want some of that time to be used for a massage. My shoes have been killing me!" she giggled.
Me: "Deal! But what about the 'look no touch' rule?"
Her: "It's only my feet, and you can touch if I give you permission"
With that, she sat on the chair next to me, and put both feet in my lap.
I started to massage her feet, which was a little bit tricky as she had fishnets on. She let out of a few moans and groans and 'mmm thats good, don't stop'. I did each foot for about a minute or so, and worried I was gonna miss my chance, dragged my finger nail down her sole. She jumped forward and squealed with laughter
Her: "Hahaa...oo naughty boy 😉"
Me: "Sorry ;P"
Her: "Do it again"
And with that I made the most of the next two minutes, tickling each part of her foot and toes, she giggled and squirmed at the whole thing. In fact she laughed that much, one of the bouncers flung the curtain open to see what was going on. My heart stopped, I thought "Oh no, he's gonna throw me out for touching the girls, then my friends are gonna ask whats happened, and they're all gonna thing I'm some sort of tickle/foot freak!"
The bouncer glared at me, untill she quickly said
"It's okay, he's just tickling me. I said he could".
He looked at me, rolled his eyes, shut the curtain and walked off.
Her: "Time is up sweetie" she said.
She stood up, and put her shoes back on, then quickly sat down on my knee, straddling my legs.
Her: "arms behind your back again" she said "look but dont touch".
Me: (Putting my arms behind my back) "I thought time was..."
suddenly she slipped her fingers under my shirt and tickled my sides/ribs.
I burst into laugher and rolled around on the chair. She stoppped after a few seconds.
Her: "Can't let you have ALL the fun now can we? But time really is up now".
We both went down stairs where most of my friends were waiting, or just about finishing their sessions.As we'd spent up now, we started to leave, as I was walking out the door she grabbed me by the arm and whispered
"Next time, how about you pay for 20minutes, and spend ten tickling me, and I'll spend ten tickling you 😉".
Gave me a quick kiss on the cheek, and I left.
I never did go back there, and probably never will. However it turned out to be a better experience than I first thought.
Thanks for sharing it here. 
