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A New Drink.....

Mimi

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A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks.While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it,the more excited she gets,and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.

The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar --

A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.

"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.

He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK.

He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK.

Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.

.... In one second the sharp lime taste hits
.... At two seconds the Baileys curdles
.... At three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits.

This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink.

When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, "Jesus, what do you call that drink?"

She smiles widely at him and says............




















































"Blow Job Revenge"
 
isabeau said:
you and me both.... :imouttahe

yea it is sooo disgusting! I feel sick just thinking about it. How could someone ever let a man climax in their mouth?!?!?!
 
TicklishGrl4Lfe said:
yea it is sooo disgusting! I feel sick just thinking about it. How could someone ever let a man climax in their mouth?!?!?!

It's not too bad. Due to my latex allergy and the fact most men don't seem to realize there are condoms made of stuff other then latex I'd rather give head then have intercourse. Long as they've recently washed themselves, of course. And I have it on the word of a male porn star that if the man eats a LOT of pineapple before hand it improves the taste.
 
TicklishLurker said:
It's not too bad. Due to my latex allergy and the fact most men don't seem to realize there are condoms made of stuff other then latex I'd rather give head then have intercourse. Long as they've recently washed themselves, of course. And I have it on the word of a male porn star that if the man eats a LOT of pineapple before hand it improves the taste.

Well we all have our opinions but I will just never do oral on a man.
 
TicklishGrl4Lfe said:
Well we all have our opinions but I will just never do oral on a man.

Then be prepared to never recieve any - and believe me, you're missing out!

Now there is an orifice I have that is off limits. In fact, I want to have the words "EXIT ONLY" tattooed above my butt.
 
I'm getting way too much info from some of you but this was too funny Mimi! :redheart: :bowing:

XOXO
 
TicklishLurker said:
Then be prepared to never recieve any - and believe me, you're missing out!

Now there is an orifice I have that is off limits. In fact, I want to have the words "EXIT ONLY" tattooed above my butt.

Yea I probably will miss out on that pleasure. haha Ticklishlurker that would be funny!
 
Well Meemers, that joke was a real downer, but this thread certainly has some entertaining.... features. 🙄
 
TicklishLurker said:
Then be prepared to never recieve any - and believe me, you're missing out!

Now there is an orifice I have that is off limits. In fact, I want to have the words "EXIT ONLY" tattooed above my butt.

you mean if you don't give oral, you won't receive either? wow..

and about the exit only lolololol
 
TicklishGrl4Lfe said:
haha Ticklishlurker that would be funny!

*grins* That's the point. Not that anyone ever sees my butt. However it appeals to my sense of humor. (To illistrate - when we remodeled one of our bathrooms, I laid claim to the old toilet and turned it into a planter. You know what I've got growing in it? Sweet peas!)

If I get around to it, I'll have to try and get a picture of my butt with the tattoo to post here. LOL
 
TicklishLurker said:
(To illistrate - when we remodeled one of our bathrooms, I laid claim to the old toilet and turned it into a planter. You know what I've got growing in it? Sweet peas!)

haha! I get it lol!
 
LOL 😛
Very amusing Mimi. 😀

And I learned so much about some TMF members from this thread, too. :smilestar
 
LOL - I liked the joke Meemers.

You learn the most fascinating things about people on this forum. :yowzer:
 
TicklishLurker said:
It's not too bad. Due to my latex allergy and the fact most men don't seem to realize there are condoms made of stuff other then latex I'd rather give head then have intercourse. Long as they've recently washed themselves, of course. And I have it on the word of a male porn star that if the man eats a LOT of pineapple before hand it improves the taste.

Eating fruit in general improves the taste, actually.
 
Strider said:
Eating fruit in general improves the taste, actually.

I heard it works for women as well.

I can see it. I mean, if you eat fish later you do tend to smell like fish down there. When my brother Todd was drinking his cheap vodka a smell of body odor mixed with fresh cut grass would seep out of his pores all day long. So if the smell of you is affected by what you eat and drink, why shouldn't the taste?

Of course, along with fruits you should drink lots and lots of water. Plain old water helps a lot with health and your smell as well.

And yes, I realize this is suppose to be a joke, but why not use it as an opening to a discussion that might help improve the sex lives of others? If I can't get any, at least I can vicariously live through those who are getting some by being helpful!
 
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