A prayer for the stressed.....

[Limeoutsider]

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday,
5% on Fridays
and help me to remember.....
When I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.

 

[t s s]

AMEN,lol,words to live by lime!😉

 

[maverick83]

Heh heh. A poster that said that was on a bulletin board where I work awhile ago.

 

[sole seeker]

Y'know Lime, I thought there might be a hint of testiness in a couple of your posts today. Still, this was funny!