A SALUTE TO THE CANDIANS.

[paracarl44]

In this thread you are to post anything about your knowledge of Canada, either serious or silly.

I'll start it off with the National Capital of Canada is in Ottawa.

 

[TropicThunder]

I'll add that we are C-A-N-A-D-I-A-N-S

not Candians.

Candians are from Candyland.

 

[paracarl44]

I'll add that we are C-A-N-A-D-I-A-N-S

not Candians.

Candians are from Candyland.

^Sorry about that, my Spell Check did not catch the error.^

 

[TropicThunder]

LoL. I think its funny.

Canadian's shall declare war on Candians.

 

[paracarl44]

I'm sure that Canadians Love Candy.

 

[TropicThunder]

I'm sure that Canadians Love Candy.

We do. We're just going to fight over the domain name or something.

I want gummi bears.

Canadian's have great health care.

 

[Angel77]

I like Canadian beer.

 

[paracarl44]

Canadian's have great health care.

^True, I remember paying taxes at restaurants to pay for it.^

 

[kered]

The lovely Miss Lamashedtaters is my favorite Canadian with Snailshell coming in a close second.

She might like Candy also.

 

[paracarl44]

I like Canadian beer.

I have drank Molson's Beer.

 

[Carsomyr]

Canadian Club is easy to pound down if you're planning to get drunk 😀

 

[McNoodle]

Canadian lottery winnings are 100% tax free. Of course the chances of winning the lottery are less than one in Canada's entire population. 😀

 

[TropicThunder]

10 GREAT THINGS ABOUT CANADA

10. Our national bird is tastier than yours.

9. We know the secret to feeling rich — turn all your currency into gold-coloured coins!

8. Our national flag is a leaf and two bars — something you can find in any town we have, too.

7. We have more trees than we have McDonalds. And more hockey rinks than Wal-Marts. And more donuts than cops.

6. Our annual military budget is approximately the same price as Jenna Bush’s wedding.

5. One end of us looks to Europe, the other end to the Pacific Rim. And if you go to the middle of our country, you can get both pyrogies AND sushi at the food court!

4. Our movies have more subtitles and boobies — AND the government pays you to make them!

3. We have a monarch, which is kind of like when your parents go away and leave your Grandma in charge.

2. If you make fun of us, we make you a citizen. And give you a job at the CBC.

1. If we had a woman and a black man running for office, we’d all vote for the gay Guatemalan-Scottish-First Nations-Tibetan monk performance artist with the limp.

 

[kered]

I've drank Canadian Club and coke.

 

[paracarl44]

I have drank Canadian Mist.

 

[TropicThunder]

I


AM


CANADIAN

 

[Lamashtu]

I do like candy!

Canadians invented the buttertart!

 

[paracarl44]

The G-20 meeting in Toronto has seen some violence.