A Texas cowboy walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male
pharmacist. The elderly woman he was talking to said that she was the
pharmacist and as she and her also widowed elderly sister owned the
store,
there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help
the
gentleman.
The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more
comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely
professional and
whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident
that she
would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.
The old bronco-buster agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for
me to
discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of
problems and
severe em barrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me
for it."
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the
absolute
best we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car, and
$3000 a
month plus living expenses."
pharmacist. The elderly woman he was talking to said that she was the
pharmacist and as she and her also widowed elderly sister owned the
store,
there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help
the
gentleman.
The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more
comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely
professional and
whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident
that she
would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.
The old bronco-buster agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for
me to
discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of
problems and
severe em barrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me
for it."
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the
absolute
best we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car, and
$3000 a
month plus living expenses."
