There was once a pirate captain who whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behaviour for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant.
"Its in case I get shot. I don`t want you crew members to see blood and freak out."
"Thats very sensible, sir." At that moment, the crew members spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon. The captain all of a sudden looked concerned.
"Get my brown pants."

"Its in case I get shot. I don`t want you crew members to see blood and freak out."
"Thats very sensible, sir." At that moment, the crew members spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon. The captain all of a sudden looked concerned.
"Get my brown pants."


