Fantastklr
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- Nov 22, 2001
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If you’ve read my story, “The Heroes of Hastington” you know exactly where I’m going with this. As some of you may recall, it begins with the introduction of Jen, Michelle, Brad, Mike and Jason, who are all seniors at Butler College. With the aid and financial support of Bob Nelson, a local carpenter, the students decide to build a tickling game booth for the fundraising carnival run by their school. Jen and Michelle reluctantly agree to portray “two unruly Colonial girls who’d committed the ‘crime’ of swearing on Sunday”. Barefoot, and locked in a set of stocks, they would attempt to remain silent as carnival goers tickled their feet as a form of mock punishment. Players were to pay five dollars for each minute of tickle time, and a prize would be awarded to anyone who succeeded in making the “pretty prisoners” laugh. Right before the carnival opens, Jen, Michelle and the boys are viciously taunted and ridiculed by some fellow students for thinking that their tickling game would raise lots of money. But in the end, our “heroes” truly have the last laugh.
For a long time, I’ve wondered if it would be possible for a group of TMF members to actually do something like this at a county fair. I’ve had some experience working a fair, so I know that the idea isn’t as crazy as it sounds. A number of years ago, my wife and I, along with two of her girlfriends, had a booth at the Westchester County Fair. My wife, who happens to be a chef, thought it would be fun and profitable to operate a food concession at the fair, which runs for several weeks in the spring. It’s held on the grounds of Yonkers Raceway in Yonkers, NY, and thousands of people attend each day. Anyone can build and operate a game booth or food concession at this fair, and I imagine the same holds true for other county fairs. You don’t need any experience...we certainly had none. All that’s required is a little cash upfront and the willingness to work hard. I don’t recall exactly what the fees were, but it wasn’t very much. The company that runs the fair apparently makes most of their money from the thrill rides and the sale of admission tickets. We were responsible for renting a tent, grill, refrigerator, sink, etc., and we had to buy all of the food, beverages and supplies. We also needed to pass inspection by the NYS Dept. of Health. And yet, with no previous experience, and quite a few rainy days, we still made some money and had a really good time. (I remember eating lots of Italian sausage and fries during those weeks...way more than I should’ve!)
I think that the fair organizers would approve, and perhaps even welcome, a game like the one I’ve described. For many years, I’ve gone to the fair as a spectator. The closest thing to this genre of game was the “dunk tank”, where a clown goads folks into throwing balls at a small target in order to plunge him into the water. It’s always been one of the busiest booths, and I’m sure that the clown laughs all the way to the bank.
There are so many ways in which a tickling game could be structured. Imagine, for example, ‘lees being offered free passes to the fair in exchange for placing their names on a roster. They could choose when, and for how long, they’d like to be placed in the stocks. Besides having fun, they would also receive a percentage of the profits. Any volunteers? (Okay, put your feet down!) Hundreds of ‘lers would undoubtedly be there each day, many of them fulfilling the fantasy of a lifetime. And lest we forget all the plain vanilla folks who’d be at the fair! A large number of them would surely be drawn into playing the game. Pay a few bucks, tickle the crap out of some helpless bare feet, and maybe even win a prize? Of course, they’d want to give it a try! I’m convinced that there are lots of “tickle-curious” people out there in the mainstream world. In fact, we could even offer them the challenge of kicking off their own shoes and sitting in the stocks for a while. Naturally, they would first have to pass a brief “tickle-test” in order to qualify. If they were to make it through a half-hour, they’d receive a big prize. Should they last for an entire hour, they’d get an even bigger prize. If you’re skeptical about “regular folk” doing sh*t like that, you ought to check out “Fear Factor Live”. OMG, the possibilities are endless!
For a long time, I’ve wondered if it would be possible for a group of TMF members to actually do something like this at a county fair. I’ve had some experience working a fair, so I know that the idea isn’t as crazy as it sounds. A number of years ago, my wife and I, along with two of her girlfriends, had a booth at the Westchester County Fair. My wife, who happens to be a chef, thought it would be fun and profitable to operate a food concession at the fair, which runs for several weeks in the spring. It’s held on the grounds of Yonkers Raceway in Yonkers, NY, and thousands of people attend each day. Anyone can build and operate a game booth or food concession at this fair, and I imagine the same holds true for other county fairs. You don’t need any experience...we certainly had none. All that’s required is a little cash upfront and the willingness to work hard. I don’t recall exactly what the fees were, but it wasn’t very much. The company that runs the fair apparently makes most of their money from the thrill rides and the sale of admission tickets. We were responsible for renting a tent, grill, refrigerator, sink, etc., and we had to buy all of the food, beverages and supplies. We also needed to pass inspection by the NYS Dept. of Health. And yet, with no previous experience, and quite a few rainy days, we still made some money and had a really good time. (I remember eating lots of Italian sausage and fries during those weeks...way more than I should’ve!)
I think that the fair organizers would approve, and perhaps even welcome, a game like the one I’ve described. For many years, I’ve gone to the fair as a spectator. The closest thing to this genre of game was the “dunk tank”, where a clown goads folks into throwing balls at a small target in order to plunge him into the water. It’s always been one of the busiest booths, and I’m sure that the clown laughs all the way to the bank.
There are so many ways in which a tickling game could be structured. Imagine, for example, ‘lees being offered free passes to the fair in exchange for placing their names on a roster. They could choose when, and for how long, they’d like to be placed in the stocks. Besides having fun, they would also receive a percentage of the profits. Any volunteers? (Okay, put your feet down!) Hundreds of ‘lers would undoubtedly be there each day, many of them fulfilling the fantasy of a lifetime. And lest we forget all the plain vanilla folks who’d be at the fair! A large number of them would surely be drawn into playing the game. Pay a few bucks, tickle the crap out of some helpless bare feet, and maybe even win a prize? Of course, they’d want to give it a try! I’m convinced that there are lots of “tickle-curious” people out there in the mainstream world. In fact, we could even offer them the challenge of kicking off their own shoes and sitting in the stocks for a while. Naturally, they would first have to pass a brief “tickle-test” in order to qualify. If they were to make it through a half-hour, they’d receive a big prize. Should they last for an entire hour, they’d get an even bigger prize. If you’re skeptical about “regular folk” doing sh*t like that, you ought to check out “Fear Factor Live”. OMG, the possibilities are endless!
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