milagros317
Wielder of 500 Feathers
- Joined
- Jan 12, 2002
- Messages
- 649,250
- Points
- 113
They got off the Titanic first.
They can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
They never ejaculate prematurely.
They get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
They absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.
When they buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.
They don't have to get our strength up between sessions...and it's much easier for them to get "some" in the first place.
They can get off with teenagers without being called dirty oldperverts.
Their boyfriend's clothes make them look elfin and gorgeous - men look like complete idiots in their girlfriend's clothers.
They can cry and get off speeding fines.
They live longer, so they can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers......
Men die earlier so women get to cash in on the life insurance.
Taxis stop for women.
Women never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
They don't llook like a frog in a blender when dancing.
They can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
They never ejaculate prematurely.
They get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
They absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.
When they buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.
They don't have to get our strength up between sessions...and it's much easier for them to get "some" in the first place.
They can get off with teenagers without being called dirty oldperverts.
Their boyfriend's clothes make them look elfin and gorgeous - men look like complete idiots in their girlfriend's clothers.
They can cry and get off speeding fines.
They live longer, so they can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers......
Men die earlier so women get to cash in on the life insurance.
Taxis stop for women.
Women never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
They don't llook like a frog in a blender when dancing.
