Advice for beating the flu bug. Works for me.

[bellystrokes]

Here is what is recommended for preventing the flu bug from hitting you:

Doctors’ approach:
1. Get a shot, in which they will clean your arm with alcohol, because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.

Holistic approach:

1. Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
2. Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
3. Get lots of fresh air. Open doors & windows whenever possible.
4. Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
5. Get plenty of rest.

So I decided to combine the approaches:

I decided to get a shot of alcohol (doctor’s advice)
I walked to the liquor store. (exercise)
I put lime in my Corona...(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
I enjoyed the drinks outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)
Told some jokes, laughed, got tickled....(eliminate stress)
Then passed out. (rest)


I'm good!!!

 

[naughty1]

So I decided to combine the approaches:

I decided to get a shot of alcohol (doctor’s advice)
I walked to the liquor store. (exercise)
I put lime in my Corona...(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
I enjoyed the drinks outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)
Told some jokes, laughed, got tickled....(eliminate stress)
Then passed out. (rest)


I'm good!!!

Very funny, oh great goddess of flu season humor.

In theory that is all very interesting. In practice...well, if you need any help with the stess elimination portion of your flu prevention program, just let me know. I have been told I have a very healing touch. Hehehehehe...

 

[tickleterror]

I am gonna have to try this one.

 

[bellystrokes]

We could be the healthiest sub-culter group this season. heheh, just might take you up on your offer, N1. I have healing powers to, I have been told. hehheee

 

[tulipangel]

LMAO ok im gonna try that minus walking! Ill drive to the store....

 

[milagros317]

Sounds worth trying. 😀

 

[bellystrokes]

LMAO ok im gonna try that minus walking! Ill drive to the store....

Can I catch a ride with you, dear?

 

[unclebill]

Sounds better than chicken soup.

 

[naughty1]

heheh, just might take you up on your offer, N1. I have healing powers to, I have been told. hehheee

I have no doubt about it. I would say that a mutual healing is devoutly to be wished, so if you suddenly start feeling any stress, just let me know and we can...ahem...combine our powers for the forces of good...oh what the hell am I kidding, let's just combine those darn powers and see what happens...could be one hell of an explosion, but I have the feeling it would be worth it. Hehheee back at you, goddess.

 

[Limeoutsider]

I put lime in my Corona...(fruit)


I'm good!!!

beer is yucky

 

[bellystrokes]

beer is yucky

uh, lime in vodka? Doesn't a screwdriver have orange juice?