milagros317
Wielder of 500 Feathers
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Little Johnny was now 18 and got his first real job, night clerk and cashier in a pharmacy. His shift was 10pm to 6am.
One day, about 2pm, Johnny called his boss, the owner of the pharmacy.
"Hey, boss I just can not come to work today, I am really sick. I've got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I can't come in to work."
The boss says,
"You know Johnny, I really need you tonight. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try and come in tonight."
Three hours later Johnny calls his boss again.
"Boss, I did what you recommended and I feel great. I will be at work at 10pm sharp. Oh yeah, and you've got a really nice house and your wife is really good looking for a woman in her 40's.”

One day, about 2pm, Johnny called his boss, the owner of the pharmacy.
"Hey, boss I just can not come to work today, I am really sick. I've got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I can't come in to work."
The boss says,
"You know Johnny, I really need you tonight. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try and come in tonight."
Three hours later Johnny calls his boss again.
"Boss, I did what you recommended and I feel great. I will be at work at 10pm sharp. Oh yeah, and you've got a really nice house and your wife is really good looking for a woman in her 40's.”
