Ovda
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I live in College Station, Texas. Home of Texas A&M University. The students call themselves, “Aggies”. Now Aggies tell the best Aggie jokes. Enjoy.
1. One day an African, Mexican and Aggie were sitting on a 18 story building. They each opened their lunches and the Mexican said," Ah! I hate tacos, if I get tacos one more time, I'm gonna jump. Then the African opened his lunch and said,"Ah! I hate chips! If I get chips one more time .I'm gonna jump. The same thing happens to the aggie except it's peanut butter and jelly this time. The next day the African jumps because there are chips in his lunch. The Mexican also jumps because there are chips in his lunch. Then the aggie jumps because there peanut butter and jelly in his lunch. At the funeral's the Mexican and African's wife said," If I had known that they didn't like that stuff, I wouldn't have packed it. The aggie's wife however said: I don't get it, he packed his own lunch.
2. How do you kill an aggie?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.
3. One day, an aggie, a longhorn and cow were stranded on a desert island when they found a genie lamp. The genie said," Run over to the edge of the cliff and when you do, you will be transformed into that thing." The cow ran and yelled, "Bird" and he flew off. Then the longhorn jumps and says, "Plane" and flies off. Then the aggie runs and trips over a rock and says ,"Oh Shit"
4. What do you do if an aggie throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
5.An aggie, longhorn, and cow were hunting. Then the longhorn goes out and catches a huge deer. The other two go," How'd you do that?" He replied," I tracked, saw and caught." Then the cow does the same thing. When the aggie goes hunting, he comes back all bloody." What happened?" the other two said. The aggie replied," I tracked, saw and got hit by a train."
6.An aggie cow and longhorn were on a desert island when they found a genie lamp. The cow and longhorn wished," I want to be with my family" Then the aggie said," It's kind of lonely here, I wish the cow and longhorn would come back.
1. One day an African, Mexican and Aggie were sitting on a 18 story building. They each opened their lunches and the Mexican said," Ah! I hate tacos, if I get tacos one more time, I'm gonna jump. Then the African opened his lunch and said,"Ah! I hate chips! If I get chips one more time .I'm gonna jump. The same thing happens to the aggie except it's peanut butter and jelly this time. The next day the African jumps because there are chips in his lunch. The Mexican also jumps because there are chips in his lunch. Then the aggie jumps because there peanut butter and jelly in his lunch. At the funeral's the Mexican and African's wife said," If I had known that they didn't like that stuff, I wouldn't have packed it. The aggie's wife however said: I don't get it, he packed his own lunch.
2. How do you kill an aggie?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.
3. One day, an aggie, a longhorn and cow were stranded on a desert island when they found a genie lamp. The genie said," Run over to the edge of the cliff and when you do, you will be transformed into that thing." The cow ran and yelled, "Bird" and he flew off. Then the longhorn jumps and says, "Plane" and flies off. Then the aggie runs and trips over a rock and says ,"Oh Shit"
4. What do you do if an aggie throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
5.An aggie, longhorn, and cow were hunting. Then the longhorn goes out and catches a huge deer. The other two go," How'd you do that?" He replied," I tracked, saw and caught." Then the cow does the same thing. When the aggie goes hunting, he comes back all bloody." What happened?" the other two said. The aggie replied," I tracked, saw and got hit by a train."
6.An aggie cow and longhorn were on a desert island when they found a genie lamp. The cow and longhorn wished," I want to be with my family" Then the aggie said," It's kind of lonely here, I wish the cow and longhorn would come back.
