There was an American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired of walking around, so he went up to a donkey rental place and said, "Can I rent a donkey?"
The attendant said, "We don`t call them donkeys here, we call them asses. And this is the only ass I have left, and you have to scratch him when you want to make him stop."
The American rides the ass for a while, see`s a hotdog stand and asks for a hotdog. The vendor replies, "We don`t call them hotdogs here, we call them wieners."
Meanwhile the donkey is wandering away, so the American goes up to another tourist and says, "Will you hold my wiener while I scratch my ass???"
The attendant said, "We don`t call them donkeys here, we call them asses. And this is the only ass I have left, and you have to scratch him when you want to make him stop."
The American rides the ass for a while, see`s a hotdog stand and asks for a hotdog. The vendor replies, "We don`t call them hotdogs here, we call them wieners."
Meanwhile the donkey is wandering away, so the American goes up to another tourist and says, "Will you hold my wiener while I scratch my ass???"
