A more humorous bit from
http://www.balidiscovery.com/update/update201.asp
Durians, for the uninitiated, are a tree-borne fruit that grows to the size of a football with a uniform pattern of hard and very sharp spikes protruding in all directions. So hard and so sharp are these spikes, in fact, that occasional fatalities are reported among those who choose to take a nap below a durian tree and are subsequently struck by a falling fruit. In keeping with its unfriendly exterior, the plant also exudes a smell some have compared to the odor of a pair of athlete’s feet in an advanced stage of decomposition. Given these factors you’ll understand why those who perish while napping beneath the durian tree are generally quickly buried.
But one should not “turn one’s nose up” at this offering from nature’s rich harvest. Rather, one should lift us his eyes in praise to the almighty for the bountiful gifts he has bestowed. On a practical level this will also help you avoid falling durians. Actually once you get over the initial olafactorial shock and have picked yourself off the floor, the uniquely rich creamy taste of the durian is reminiscent of fine custard. You’ll have to take my word on this: it smells like hell and tastes like heaven.
But, oh, the smell! It’s not surprising that all major airlines, hotels and cigar parlors absolutely prohibit guests from possessing the aromatic durian.
Rumors, which I for one discount, have environmentally minded police agencies considering replacing synthetically produced tear gas with the fruit of the durian. . . .Cut to a scene outside a police standoff with a criminal "hold up" in a deserted building. “Mugsy, come out with your hands up or we’re tossing these two durians in the front door.” Criminals can take comfort: various U.N. treaties on human rights, chemical warfare and land mines would have to all have to be ignored for any of this to occur.
But, wait, here’s an idea. If we can get Mr. Sekiya to plant enough durians on the island of Hawaii perhaps the smell will drive a portion of that area’ s very lucrative tourism market to the island of Bali?
Worth considering?