There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the woods, when all of a sudden one of the Indians took off and ran up a hill to the mouth of a cave.
He stopped and hollered into the cave...."Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!' He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Polish fellow was puzzled, and asked the other Indian what that was all about.
"It is mating time for us Indians and when you see a cave and holler, Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo! and get an answer back, that means she is in there waiting for you."
Well, just about that time the other Indian saw another cave. He took off and ran up to the cave. He stopped and hollered. When he heard the return, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" off came the clothes and into the cave he goes.
The Polack started running around the woods looking for a cave to find these women that the Indians had talked about. All of a sudden, he looked up and saw this big cave.
As he looked in amazement he was thinking, "Man!! Look at the size of that cave!! Its bigger than the one`s that those Indians found. There must be quite a woman in this cave!!"
The Polish man ran up the hill as fast as he could go with hopes of sexual grandure. He got in front of the cave and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"
He really got excited when he heard the answering call of, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!!!" Off came the clothes, and with a big smile on his face, he ran into the cave.
The next day in the newspaper the headlines read, NAKED POLACK RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN!!!
He stopped and hollered into the cave...."Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!' He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Polish fellow was puzzled, and asked the other Indian what that was all about.
"It is mating time for us Indians and when you see a cave and holler, Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo! and get an answer back, that means she is in there waiting for you."
Well, just about that time the other Indian saw another cave. He took off and ran up to the cave. He stopped and hollered. When he heard the return, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" off came the clothes and into the cave he goes.
The Polack started running around the woods looking for a cave to find these women that the Indians had talked about. All of a sudden, he looked up and saw this big cave.
As he looked in amazement he was thinking, "Man!! Look at the size of that cave!! Its bigger than the one`s that those Indians found. There must be quite a woman in this cave!!"
The Polish man ran up the hill as fast as he could go with hopes of sexual grandure. He got in front of the cave and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"
He really got excited when he heard the answering call of, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!!!" Off came the clothes, and with a big smile on his face, he ran into the cave.
The next day in the newspaper the headlines read, NAKED POLACK RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN!!!
