An IQ Test

[Illtcklu]

Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them
instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?





Let's find out just how clever you really are....





Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)





First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
position are you in?









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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!
If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't
take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?



Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down)












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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?





You're not very good at this, are you?









Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only . Do NOT
use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.





Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Add another
1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 . Now add 10. What is the total?





Scroll down for answer.....







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Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.





If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely
not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe.





Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What
is the name of the fifth daughter?









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Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!





Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating
the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the
shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses;
how does HE indicate what he wants?







He tells him.......he's blind not mute!

 

[Illtcklu]

So.......... how well did you do?

 

[Illtcklu]

It's okay. It's not about how many you get right................ actually maybe it is.

Don't worry though, we'll see how well others fare!

 

[isabeau]

i got the second right..the math one i got lost lolol..

 

[Illtcklu]

i got the second right..the math one i got lost lolol..

There's a math one? Man you are WAY lost..........................oh.........okay there is!


I'm lost too! So if we're both lost does that put us in the same place?

 

[Illtcklu]

* ding ding ding* we have a winner!
what do we have for him?



uhmm.. we'll we have..



We'll have to get back to you on that one

I'll settle for Bratwurst,...........or a P-Card,.............or even Bob.

 

[milagros317]

I got 4 out of 5. So what? 😀

 

[Illtcklu]

bratwurst.. hmm.. sounds good..

oh and.. what did you think of the post? funny?

I may just be easily amused but I was cracking up when I wrote it.

To quote Mils:


Very amusing

 

[lespieds]

the last place race.
If you overtake the person last, you are second to last.
How - cause the last place is in front of you 😉

Of course if you ARE in last place, say "fuck it" and forefit. You are not gonna win.

 

[Illtcklu]

the last place race.
If you overtake the person last, you are second to last.
How - cause the last place is in front of you 😉

Of course if you ARE in last place, say "fuck it" and forefit. You are not gonna win.

But it is the journey and the thrill of competition that..........................




oh hell...... your right FUCK IT!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I got 4 out of 5. So what? 😀

Of course, you'd get the most right! You're too smart! 🙄 😛
As for me, I only got the very last question right.

 

[Illtcklu]

Of course, you'd get the most right! You're too smart! 🙄 😛
As for me, I only got the very last question right.

You can't get the last question right because if you get the last question right it puts you in last place according to one of the other questions.............



oh hell..............



that's gotta be wrong too.........

 

[Mastertank1]

Ahem!

I got all five right. 😀
Took about 0.8 of a second each.
So, what else is new?
I'm so brilliant, sometimes I scare myself.
And modest too. Whatta guy.

 

[poppet]

i got 4 out of 5. i'm not smart, just a slow reader, so i have more time to think!

i don't do numbers so i skipped the math one!