An old cowboy sat down.....

[venray]

An old cowboy sat down
at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down
next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked,
"Are you a real cowboy?"He replied, "Well, I've spent my
whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos,
fixing fences, pulling calves,bailing hay, doctoring calves,
cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on
tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.."


She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking
about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think
about women. When I shower, I think about women. When
I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women
when I eat. It seems that everything makes me
think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of
the old cowboy and
asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"


He replied "I always thought I was,
but I just found out that I'm a lesbian".

 

[bellystrokes]

Soooooooooo, that is where all the cowboys have gone????

Yippe aye yay

 

[isabeau]

ok proving that i'm a blonde..i'm not sure i get this?

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very funny, Venray. 😀

Isabeau: The cowboy doesn't know what a lesbian is, and he himself fits the description that the lesbian gave. (That is, he thinks about women all day long no matter what he is doing.) So he concludes that he must be a lesbian.

 

[venray]

 

[JPie1]

gee, have not seen any cowboys at starbucks recently...


very funny Ray...

 

[isabeau]

LOL 😛
Very funny, Venray. 😀

Isabeau: The cowboy doesn't know what a lesbian is, and he himself fits the description that the lesbian gave. (That is, he thinks about women all day long no matter what he is doing.) So he concludes that he must be a lesbian.

sighs...thanks Mils...at least a nineteen year old or twenty year old didn't have to explain this to me.....why o why can't i get a joke???? i have a fairly high IQ...

 

[Bugman]

ROFL Ray,thats the best one i've heard in a long time.😀

 

[Illtcklu]

😱 I'm a lesbian too.........

 

[kered]

Me too!

 

[venray]

I have always been a lesbian in a man's body.......

 

[bellystrokes]

I have always been a lesbian in a man's body.......

Hey, I am a man in a lesbian's body (now if that don't get me some attention..............)

 

[sole seeker]

I have always been a lesbian in a man's body.......

Hey, I am a man in a lesbian's body (now if that don't get me some attention..............)

LMAO! If this place was a lunatic asylum, you guys would get the rubber rooms.

 

[bellystrokes]

LMAO! If this place was a lunatic asylum, you guys would get the rubber rooms.

oh, dont us goofballs talking about rubbers, heeehhe