An old Indian chief.........

venray · Mar 30, 2005

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation,
smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S
government officials sent to interview him.

"Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have
observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his
wars and his technological advances You've seen his
progress, and the damage he's done."

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, "Considering all these events,
in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government officials for over
a minute and then calmly replied;

"When white man found the land, Indians were running
it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver,
women did all the work,Medicine Man free, Indian man
spent all day hunting and fishing, all night having
sex."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled ....

"Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve
system like that."

milagros317 · Mar 30, 2005

LMAO 😛
Very funny, Venray. 😀

TKpervert · Mar 30, 2005

Ah, but white man come along and create the IRS, a noble and far-reaching council.

An achievement far beyond the abilities of Sitting Bull or Geronimo, the best minds the natives had to offer in the late 1700's.

See how much better we are ?? *puke*

It's tax time, couldn't resist tossing that into the pot.

sole seeker · Mar 30, 2005

INDIANS RIDE BAREBACK

That's a good one, Ven. Maybe you heard this one before:

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.

The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final, "Yee Ha!" and rode off.

"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant.

"Nothing," shrugged the woman, "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."

"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians ride bareback ..."