And then the fight started.

[paracarl44]

A man walked into the Social Security Office to apply for his benefits.

The clerk asked him for his Driver's License.

The man said that he left his Driver's License at home in his wallet.

The clerk said she needed some Proof of Age, and asked him to open his shirt.

He did as he was told and the clerk said: "I can see by the silver hairs on your chest that you are old enough to apply for your benefits".

Upon returning home, he explained the story to his wife.

The wife said: "If you would have dropped your pants, you could have received disability".

That is when The Fight Started.😛

 

[Bugman]

LMAO.

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very funny. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

Tombstone Epitaphs.

A husband and wife were having a bitter argument.

The husband says: "When you die I am going put on your tombstone, here lies my wife as cold as ever".

The wife responds: "On your tombstone I will have engraved, stiff at last".

Then the fight started.

 

[Musicroxmysox]

These are always funny lol.

 

[karategirl18]

that's really funny

 

[paracarl44]

Another One.

I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.

She replied: "Somewhere I haven't been for a long time."

So I suggested: "How about the kitchen."

And then the fight started.