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And women say men dont experience pain?!

o please that still doesn't compare to our menstrual cramps, childbirth and menopause...
 
isabeau said:
o please that still doesn't compare to our menstrual cramps, childbirth and menopause...
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Heh, HEY! The poor old man has implants in his penis! ::Crosses legs::
 
Goodieluver said:
Heh, HEY! The poor old man has implants in his penis! ::Crosses legs::
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do you actually believe he had a hard on for two years?? hmm and i'm called gullible hehe..
 
isabeau said:
do you actually believe he had a hard on for two years?? hmm and i'm called gullible hehe..
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A judge believed it

And this wasnt a natural one, it was a piece of plastic shunting his penis erect
 
He had to have been pretty desperate to resort to a penile implant to similate an erection. If I was a guy and had problems performing, I would not resort to that.

The lengths men go through just to be able to have sex. Yikes! :shake: :sowrong:
 
Speaking as a man, I don't understand the appeal of Viagra. Maybe it's because I've never taken it, or really felt the need to. I don't know if I'll ever turn to something like that (I call 'em penis pills. Viagra, Cialis, that stuff being hawked by the creepy Bob guy), but if I ever experienced problems with erections, I can tell you I'd never have considered having plastic plates surgically implanted in my penis. The very thought of it *shudders* There really is more to life than nookie. Nookie is nice, don't get me wrong, but not with friggin' Borg implants in my willie!

And Isabeau, I agree with you. It doesn't compare with cramps, childbirth and menopause. Unless this poor sap was in constant pain, in which case, that's a whole 'nother story.
 
Here's a good question... What did this guy do in the ensuing 10-year period of erection?

Oh wait... maybe I don't wanna know.... :xpulcy:
 
knight said:
Speaking as a man, I don't understand the appeal of Viagra. Maybe it's because I've never taken it, or really felt the need to. I don't know if I'll ever turn to something like that (I call 'em penis pills. Viagra, Cialis, that stuff being hawked by the creepy Bob guy), but if I ever experienced problems with erections, I can tell you I'd never have considered having plastic plates surgically implanted in my penis. The very thought of it *shudders* There really is more to life than nookie. Nookie is nice, don't get me wrong, but not with friggin' Borg implants in my willie!

And Isabeau, I agree with you. It doesn't compare with cramps, childbirth and menopause. Unless this poor sap was in constant pain, in which case, that's a whole 'nother story.
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I really posted this as a joke just for the record

And impotence can really be disasterous to men, the very concept of who they are, not being able to be aroused, not being able to be a man so to speak, its not just cuz they wanna get off, they want to live life normally. I guess you can equate it to menopause for women, its a stage of your life which means yer a step closer to the end, also your losing a body function you've had all your life.
 
isabeau said:
o please that still doesn't compare to our menstrual cramps, childbirth and menopause...
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No Shit!!! No sympathy here!!!

Approxiamtely every woman starts her periods around the age of 14 and stops around the age of 50. That's 36 years.
In those 36 years if she doesn't get pregnant... that woman will have a period each month and with it being 28 days from start to start of each period... she will actually have 13 periods each year.
That's 468 periods in her lifetime.
Figure the average of 7 days of cramping and bloating... that's 3276 days of discomfort she will suffer in her lifetime from her periods.
That's approximately 9 years of discomfort.
Mind you... this isn't includung childbirth...
I figure someone owes each of us ladies $400.000.00
 
Mz Chaos said:
No Shit!!! No sympathy here!!!

Approxiamtely every woman starts her periods around the age of 14 and stops around the age of 50. That's 36 years.
In those 36 years if she doesn't get pregnant... that woman will have a period each month and with it being 28 days from start to start of each period... she will actually have 13 periods each year.
That's 468 periods in her lifetime.
Figure the average of 7 days of cramping and bloating... that's 3276 days of discomfort she will suffer in her lifetime from her periods.
That's approximately 9 years of discomfort.
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Just for the record, I love being a guy! 😀
 
Mz Chaos said:
No Shit!!! No sympathy here!!!

Approxiamtely every woman starts her periods around the age of 14 and stops around the age of 50. That's 36 years.
In those 36 years if she doesn't get pregnant... that woman will have a period each month and with it being 28 days from start to start of each period... she will actually have 13 periods each year.
That's 468 periods in her lifetime.
Figure the average of 7 days of cramping and bloating... that's 3276 days of discomfort she will suffer in her lifetime from her periods.
That's approximately 9 years of discomfort.
Mind you... this isn't includung childbirth...
I figure someone owes each of us ladies $400.000.00
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tina hon.. if i hadn't had my partial hysterectomy last year, i have this sneaky feeling my periods would still be going strong, and i am fifty.. grrrrrrrr i haven't even begun to menopause yet..and my mom and all her sisters plus her mom menopaused at 48 o why o why must i be so different? i used to joke my periods would last until i died.. and i'm thinking that might have been true... thank goodness for no more uterus..
 
Well try and think of the good side of being a woman. You're generally more sensitive, aren't you. That means the tickling is even better for you! Every cloud , and all that... 🙂
 
IrishTickle said:
Well try and think of the good side of being a woman. You're generally more sensitive, aren't you. That means the tickling is even better for you! Every cloud , and all that... 🙂
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That's all fine and dandy... but I still want my $400.000.00!!!
 
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