My avatar represents a legend y'all may have heard from time to time...
...that is, the legend of the TickleMonster, an animal that's large, insatiable in its appetites and particularly drawn, primordally, to wiggling toes and helpless shrieks of gorgeous female laughter. Legend has it that this monster is occasionally spotted in its natural habitat, performing the task by which he is named and providing further stories through which the legend takes form. He does not have the media exposure or, sadly, the street cred of your more storied monsters, like the Sasquatch, the Yeti, or Sigmund the Sea Monster, but the Ticklemonster truly prefers it that way, humbly etching out his own private, lower-level legend amongst those he chooses to encounter. And no, he is NOT evil. Sheesh. Like anything that could make a gorgeous lady giggle so hypnotically sweetly could truly be considered evil... 😉
Should you spot this TickleMonster, do not, repeat, do NOT run away screaming for mercy. He feeds on this, and will only give it to you triple when he catches you...and he may be slow afoot (and a bit slow upstairs as well, legend has it), but he need only catch you once. Better to perhaps offer him brownies in an attempt to dissuade him from his single-minded task. Home-made ones with chocolate chips subtlely, lovingly mixed into the batter work best, and has the only true chance of calming and soothing this savage TickleBeast. He also can occasionally be distracted by random pop culture references, talk of most professonial sports, and the occasional witty line along the gist of, "Hey, quick! Look over there! It's a flock of hippos!" Did I also mention this monster is NOT evil? Nope, not even close...
How did I become so well-versed in the chilling particulars of this legendary TickleMonster? There's only one way to find out... 😉