AffectionateDan
1st Level Black Feather
- Joined
- Jan 3, 2002
- Messages
- 8,115
- Points
- 36
>
> A husband found himself in
> big trouble when he forgot
> his wedding
> anniversary. His wife
> angrily told him, "Tomorrow
> there better be
> something for me in the
> driveway that goes from zero
> to 190 in five
> seconds flat." The next
> morning, the wife found a
> small package in
> the driveway. She opened
> it and found a brand new
> bathroom scale.
>
> Visiting hours for the
> husband at the hospital are
> limited due to the
> extent of the injuries.
>
> A husband found himself in
> big trouble when he forgot
> his wedding
> anniversary. His wife
> angrily told him, "Tomorrow
> there better be
> something for me in the
> driveway that goes from zero
> to 190 in five
> seconds flat." The next
> morning, the wife found a
> small package in
> the driveway. She opened
> it and found a brand new
> bathroom scale.
>
> Visiting hours for the
> husband at the hospital are
> limited due to the
> extent of the injuries.
>
